wE haVe yOUr dISCussioN boArd.

dOn'T cAll the POlicE.

leAVe teN gazilliON PoUnDs beHInD the OLD OAK TrEe or yOU wiLL nEvEr See YouR disCUSsiOn boArd AgAIn.

What is undeniable is that whoever is responsible for this farcial 'upgrade' is indeed a Muppet.

And I suspect Bert or Ernie could have done a better job of it, even Miss Piggy and Kermit probably.

Definitely wouldn't have trusted the Cookie Monster with it though.

There's been more work done in City law firms today than on any previous single day in the past 12 years. Please keep the discussion board off-line.

I wish people who have never managed IT projects would keep their ill-informed views to themselves. It does no one any favours.

I wonder if a paywall is being put in.... Maybe with different classes. So:

Economy: IG, et al

Premuim Economy: LA, MC trainees etc.

Business Class: Laz (for the seat width), Clergs etc

First Class: Me

And down in Cargo (in a crate): that mangy flea ridden old dog Curella

Greek tragedy?

How about "Lazolytus" by Maffew & Puripides

The plot outline :Lazolytus refuses to worship Sumo. Furious at this slight, Sumo avenges his honour by causing Lazolytus' to fall in love with Rof. When the horrified protagonist finally rejects Rof after 10 years, he hangs his head out of shame, but not before writing a letter accusing Sumo of prolifing his best career ideas. Upon reading the note, Sumo' father, Buzz, curses his son, which in turn leads to the death of the main board.

no? I'll get my toga

Heh - the dog ate my server (which as we all know is hamster powered) would have been more convincing.

paging deus ex machina, indeed.

I have managed large IT projects, before becoming a high-flying corp sol, and there is a way to do it properly, which involves no downtime etc. The trouble is that this is expensive and requires experts to be involved...