As firms get busy plotting your return to the office, RollOnFriday wants to know what you're scared of.
Last week's PollOnFriday confirmed that a huge proportion of people don't want to ever go back to five days a week. But now we want to know what's making you apprehensive about getting back to the daily grind, as well as what you'll miss most about WFH.
Perhaps it concerns you that the facilities team's design brief is 'imagine everyone is a dirty bomb'. Perhaps after three months alone you simply fear other humans. Or perhaps nothing about the office worries you, and you can't wait to try non-elasticated waistbands again and push through those big glass doors. Take the short poll below and let us know.
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Many people not on Tinder rely on their sex partners being from the office.
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I'd probably still be a virgin if it wasn't for having sex with colleagues.
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But how will Senior Partners be able to assault colleagues through a zoom call? Flashing will be "in" i suppose.
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@ 13:58 - Did you or did you not attend the Slater & Gordon Summer Loveboat Party?
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Yes. That is the reason why I still can't eat solids.
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Who in their right mind would want to spend time with those awful people?
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Going to be difficult to make false accusations via Zoom. Falaely accusing people of flashing, leering, etc, might become the next big form of sexual harassment.
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If my trainee can’t be within 2 metres of me, how is he going to bring me my morning coffee or lick my shoes clean when I arrive each morning?