A lawyer has made his distaste for self-promotion and the internet extremely plain with a LinkedIn profile which tells people nothing they could use for professional purposes.
In his brief but exceptional entry, Lawrence Mann has uploaded a drawing of mushrooms instead of his face.
Or maybe they're toadstools?
RollOnFriday recently covered the wonderful website of Mann's firm, A L Hughes & Co, which is based in Streatham.
As one might expect from the owner of a firm which places an apostrophe before 'bus' (because it's short for omnibus), Mann does not appear overly enamoured of a networking site which encourages vapid aphorisms and self-aggrandising leadership anecdotes.
In the 'About' section, Mann has opted not to delve into his legal expertise, and instead he describes his 'Specialities' as "Crème brûlée, roasted pork belly with fennel and celery seed crackling".
A L Hughes & Co's PR consultant is currently in therapy.
However, he has fleshed out the 'Experience' section.
From 1960 to 1977, Mann was a "Small and then larger child", located at "Home", where he was "employed as a free-standing child for many years.
"As I developed more seniority within the Industry, I grew teeth and began to articulate my ideas in a more coherent fashion", he explains.
"Years passed, and I realised that I had outgrown my position and needed to seek opportunities more appropriate to my god-like status".
For the last 44 years, Mann states, he has been a partner at A L Hughes & Co where, "free from the stultifying constraints of overbureaucratic institutions, I am able to pursue an independent line without being beholden to others. As such, I can say what I think, and often do. Annoying salespersons is one of my many harmless diversions, so bear that in mind if you are one".
If you've seen a lawyer flipping the bird at the infernal predations of the modern world, write in.
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