A Simmons & Simmons employee has experienced the perils of working from home after his daughter hijacked his phone to broadcast her great dancing live on the firm's Instagram account.
The simmons_simmonsllp insta account is typically a dull place, full of videos whose snappy editing can't disguise the fact they are advertising how Simmons is "helping in-house teams thrive while working virtually".
But this week that all changed when a live show popped up on the corporate law firm's account. The setting was a garden with washing and a trampoline in the background. Instead of a lawyer boring on about commercial awareness and innovation, the star was a young girl whose only aim was to gyrate to UK grime artist Wiley's hit song Heatwave, featuring vocals by Ms D.
This kid is making lockdown work.
The live show captures 'Lil D' dancing to, "On my body, on my body, put your hands up on my body" until mum ruins everything by stopping the music.
"Mum! Muuum", complains Lil D, "What did you dooo?"
"Get off the phone", replies the girl's mother. Lil D responds by turning the music back on, jumping into the frame and continuing to work it for her concert fans.
"Where's my phone?" asks mum. "Your work phone's there", replies her daughter. "Where's my other phone?" "There!" shouts Lil D, still grooving.
Passing mums are a hazard for many young artists.
There is a panicked pause from mum. "Are you on instagram?"
"Yeah", replies the girl, and mum grabs the phone.
"Wait!" cries Lil D.
Mum's face looms into shot as the girl keeps on dancing in the background.
"Are you on, um...", asks mum, with a distinct sliver of doubt in her voice. At which point her daughter grabs back the phone and dashes into the house, giggling.
"Oi!" shouts her father. Lil D stops. "Wait, is this your work one?", she asks innocently.
"Yes!" screams dad. "Oh", remarks the chastened girl, and the video feed cuts out on the best post which Simmons & Simmons has produced, or ever will.
The firm has been asked to comment.
Comments
If the firm has/had banter then it would have retained the video with some hashtags about WFH with children. Alas, they cant be too relatable so it had to go.
RoF, this is one of the funniest things I have seen since the lockdown started. And a I needed a laugh after having a pay cut imposed on me this week and being told that I have been sentenced to at least another three weeks of this. Thank you.
More of this please!
Genuinely the best and funniest thing you have posted since about 2005
I stopped reading at 'thing', shooty - thanks!
Clearly a career in Corporate Law awaits the young lady...
It could have been worse!
How nice. Shows they are real people with children.
There but for the grace of God go all of us...
Gave me a smile to see someone enjoying life - which at the moment is very welcome!
Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful. Wholesome. Uplifting. Human. All the things we're not.
This is not a hacking it’s deliberate, negligent at best
Get this girl an audition with Diversity, brightened up my lonely day!
Absolutely love it! Brought such a smile to my face. Fantastic firm.
Dull firm. Probably the most interesting thing to have ever happened to Simmons.
This is the funniest thing I have seen for ages. Fantastic.
Off topic but another unintended giggle.
This is James Naughtie struggling as he talks about then Culture Secretary, Jeremy Hunt.
https://youtu.be/-JpNravrwZc