A reader writes: "No jokes, got given this by Taylor Wessing today. Hard times".

It might be a commemorative, ten year anniversary version? But if that's the case come on TW, get serious. Open a gift shop like Wombles and stick it on everything.

ROF likes getting pics of things you've spotted (like the NRF mug), so if you've taken a snap of some questionable swag please send it in.