Looking for dates online has long ceased to be an embarrassing revelation at a dinner party. Today dinner parties end with half the guests drunkenly swiping through the men and women available within a two mile radius and the other half shouting over their shoulder to stick or twist. So, this is a timely warning: if you're playing the field and have set your Tinder perimeter to 3,600 miles, watch out for Marwa the Canadian 2nd year law student.



One day Marwa messaged a guy, "Heyy good morning". Instead of reading her caps-ridden profile and swiping left so hard the nails flew off his fingers, he replied, "Hey, what's uo". Flammable Zeppelin-sized mistake. Marwa may be looking for a culturally-blind non-racist, but she's also testing the theory that opposites attract.



Reader, he married her.