I met up with a chum last week who advises COBRA, international corporates, governments and the like. He said that there was a conspiracy theory doing the rounds that Covid19 was created by the Chinese government in a bid to quell protests in Hong Kong. The thing is extremely contagious but has a relatively low mortality rate. It originated in Wuhan, home to China's only biosafety level four laboratory, the Wuhan Institute of Virology, which routinely handles viruses such as Ebola.
Covid19 differs by four amino acids from the bat virus from which the Chinese authorities claim it mutated. Apparently viruses can only mutate by four amino acids in one step if they have been engineered in a laboratory. The theory is there was some kind of accident, the Chinese lost control of it and have been desperately trying to salvage the situation ever since.
I'm not the sort of person who sleeps in a Faraday cage and wears tinfoil hats, but it seems credible to me. Although the chances of the Chinese government copping to it, given that they kept it under wraps for months and threatened to lock up the poor (now deceased) doctor who realised what was going on, must be somewhere between zero and bugger all.
Who knows how it will all play out? The British government has failed to give any useful advice other than keep calm, carry on and wash your hands to the national anthem. Should we still attend conferences, theatres, children's birthday parties, sporting events? City firms have been commendably decisive in taking their own decisions - Slaughter and May is typical with its prohibition on gatherings of more than 25 people and non-critical business travel. For now smaller meetings are still going ahead, but with awkward elbow bumps and bowing. The City is weirdly quiet, those who can work remotely are doing so. You're more likely to see a unicorn trotting down Fleet Street than score a bottle of hand sanitiser at Boots. Loo roll is being rationed. Stocks of pasta are running low. And people are taking fairly extreme measures to protect themselves. This was snapped by a friend at Auckland airport (NZ confirmed corona cases - five) of a passenger checking in on a flight to San Francisco. Imagine sitting next to him for 12 hours:
Taking precautions against coronavirus. Or possibly a Ghostbuster.
Maybe Bojo's right and we do just need a bit of blitz spirit. A lady I spoke to this morning said that she's not fussed - she's Polish and survived Chernobyl, as far as she's concerned Covid19 is a walk in the park. And I am wrapping this up for a lunch appointment at a restaurant that normally has a massive waiting list but spookily enough managed to fit me in at three hours' notice. It's an ill wind...