Can you get it to rof too

it already rofs 

hello can you create me some VBA code to create a powerpoint slide show, max 5 slides,  that is visually appealing, branded in line with www.acme.com and talks about how shit NUFC are, and in particular why shearer is a total bell end and the gallowgate end is for gimps.

From what I have read AI seems to stay fairly neutral and balanced and refuses to be drawn into being offensive or into taking sides or picking fights so it will be no good on RoF.

you don't need ChatGPT to do that, you just need a button on your sharepoint that pulls down your legacy personal and corporate info

you use Chat gpt to check it

or you teach it to read the banking documents so when the CFO asks "what the fcuk happens if X" you can discreetly ask the AI while making small talk, glance at the screen and then mutter "I imagine the covenants in para 35.2 only apply to X so don't sweat it" 

but you don't want to put that in chatgpt cause it's open source so you probably need Squirro or somebody who puts it onsite in your own closed servers

(Verse 1)

We're the Magpies, we're from Newcastle,

We're the proudest fans in the land.

We've got Shearer, we've got Ginola,

We're the team that can never be banned.

 

(Chorus)

We're the Toon Army, we're the best there is,

We're the team that will never give in.

We'll sing our songs and we'll wave our flags,

And we'll cheer our team until the very end.

 

(Verse 2)

We've had our ups and we've had our downs,

But we've always come back stronger.

We've won the league, we've won the cups,

And we've even won the Fairs Cup.

 

(Chorus)

We're the Toon Army, we're the best there is,

We're the team that will never give in.

We'll sing our songs and we'll wave our flags,

And we'll cheer our team until the very end.

 

(Bridge)

We're not the richest club in the world,

But we've got the best fans in the world.

We're not the most successful club in the world,

But we've got the most passion in the world.

 

(Chorus)

We're the Toon Army, we're the best there is,

We're the team that will never give in.

We'll sing our songs and we'll wave our flags,

And we'll cheer our team until the very end.

 

(Outro)

We're the Magpies, we're from Newcastle,

And we're proud to be here.

We're

the Toon Army, and we're here to stay.

Google bard just wrote this

You think I write my own material? LOL

train it to tug you off and give your arm a rest for a day or two