Who tf do we vote for in the European elections then??

Tory - face of brexit

Labour - face of Stalin 

SNP - will say it's a mandate for udi

LibDems - Aimee challenor party

Greens - hate women

TIG - probably won't stand in every constituency

Maybe independents? But they're usually fuds and or Nazis.

Brexit Party only choice really.

UKIP are all nutters nowadays. 

Brexit party = UKIP. 

If they want to split the nutter vote, so much the better.