I once gave myself a hot monocle whilst blending celery soup. 

???

isn't it a bit like a recipe for cupasoup with added cabbage leaves?

no!

 - the carcass of the pheasant you hit with the bumper of the car on the way back to London

 - the heel of the bottle of Muscadet

- an onion

- a carrot

- six black peppercorns 

- bundle of parsley stalks

- omit miso

heh!

I want the miso

I am trying to decide if seaweed fits

for me, I mean

I know it fits the normal approach

is this part of a fermented foods plan?

and in answer to the OP, I'd just have it simply with tofu and spring onions.

it is, jc! day 2 and I am OBSESSED. I feel so much healthier! I am still drinking coffee but apparently this is ok?

I have tofu and spring onions so will go with this! Must buy proper cutlery soon.

u have made me decide to lunch a la wagglemama

Bentines!

Blender threw out hot soup mixture, hit me just below my eye. Blistered. No one believed me. 

what did they think had happened?!

I don't know. It was more the image of me making cream of celery soup which made them lose focus. 

Bentines having a "Lewinsky" moment.

?

It certainly doesnt fit ur online image of a Boycottesque ferret bother Bento.  I'd have put u down as more of a tripe and onions chap

Don't like cricket, not a yorkshireman, never had a ferret, never eaten tripe. 

I'm going to have to speak to my PR agency. 

you can't be putting tofu and spring onions in hot water, surely you have to add the powder stuff?

It's a paste!

heh, pretty much still cupasoup ;)

Boooooooo

heh, tbf, I like miso soup 

Is coffee good or bad for you?

cup a soups are rank but they all taste better than miso

The miso itself is nice, it's the Bonita that usually comes with that mings

Anyway my goal is to develop probiotic superpowers

Since I began yesterday I have developed a swollen lymph node in my groin. I hope I'm not dying.

the lymph node is protesting I expect

I jsut gave it a stollen mini bite and a cup of coffee so fingers crossed it is happier now

Mmmm stollen

I'm not sure stollen counts as early stages of going off...