Engineer frictionless initiatives. 

football manager

w**king

It’s all light relief

ketamine and ladyboys

Sit in the dark

your mum

Hurrah! The first time I’ve ever been fastest to a “your mum” opportunity!

The bullet format actually works here its neat and succinct and really makes the points pop and avoids long follow-on sentences like you might find in contracts drafted by our American cousins which it must be said do go on and on without punctuation and make you lose track of what they point of the clause was by the time you get to the end of it which for the avoidance of doubt is annoying and not what dollapat has done actually he's done the opposite so well done

I was going to say hyoobert’s mum, but it said ‘light’ relief, so she wouldn’t really count.

Sit in the dark - underrated comment

football manager w**king

watch ESPN’s 30 at 30 series of films

“football manager w**king”

you like to imagine Dyche and Klopp double diddling Eva Carneiro don’t you, you filth hound.

nah, me sitting in the dugout - Hodgeson one side; Bruce the other - milk the fook out of 'em.  

Steve Bruce is an ugly cnut - repeat as nauseam

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heh

I have recently taken to watching  documentaries about morbidly obese people trying to lose weight (eg My 600 lb life) on youtube- they are wrong in all sorts of ways but worryingly addictive

Ferment home made Palinka from our orchard in Asturias 

Kill threads

Dr Pimple Popper videos it's all fun until you reach Mango Worms in dogs. Then you have reached the summit of vom-inducing videos.

Don't on any account Google image search Mango Worms in dogs.  Some things cannot be unseen.

heh