How have you allowed yourself to become the house slave Ozza? Does the old man spend his days in the wing backed chair in his study wearing his slippers and smoking jacket as he idly types verbose monologues on the internet. Maybe sipping darjeeling in the morning before the first sherry at quarter to noon.
I am sure this wasnt in the original dating manifesto
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That all sounds a bit norty and quite racist, but well done.
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what is a widowmaker in this context?
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Increasingly Orwell is coming out as good wife material
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A pulley clothes airer, Laz. Like this: https://www.castinstyle.co.uk/product.php/677/classic-kitchen-maid-reg-…
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How have you allowed yourself to become the house slave Ozza? Does the old man spend his days in the wing backed chair in his study wearing his slippers and smoking jacket as he idly types verbose monologues on the internet. Maybe sipping darjeeling in the morning before the first sherry at quarter to noon.
I am sure this wasnt in the original dating manifesto
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It's Earl Grey, but otherwise that's spot on.
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Heh. Trusay.
*ducks*
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