You know when you do a big poo and you wished you’d weighed yourself before and after? Someone should develop a bathroom floor tile that does it automatically and then stores all the information on an app and you can go online and compare your performance against others*
*patent pending. Don’t steal my idea
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sounds like a load of shit
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You’ll see me on dragons den. My product will be called “I’m out”
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"You know when you do a big poo and you wished you’d weighed yourself before and after?"
you are clearly not a woman who has ever belonged to a slimming class. Always weigh after the poo
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Request for enhancement:
Please also measure volume of urine produced. For those random incredible pee's when you are clearly emptying your bladder AND kidneys.
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I’m not sure I want to dilute my brand. Surely you have measuring jugs in your kitchen for that kind of thing
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no apostrophe required for the plural of pee [/rof]
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