Those barbers who try to waterboard you before cutting your hair

What's that all about, m8s? 

Surprised it bothers you.  Should just be water off something or other I can't quite recall to you anyway.

I wouldn't mind a couple of hot towels on my face right now.  The neck-crack that Turkish/Indian/Middle Eastern barbers regard as the piece de resistance of post-clip aftercare, though... 

worse are the type who cannot fathom that you want to leave without a huge dollop of turkish grease slathered in to your noggin.  I have literally been chased from the chair by a man with a handful of "product".