Things that immediately alert you to a person being a d***head

1.  Personalised number plates

2.  (for men) rings other than a wedding ring

3.  ostentatious expensive watch

4.  excessive aftershave (forgivable in over eager young men but nobody over 25)

5.  use of the word "woke" as a pejorative term

On the Casio point - I have a basic classic, FW91 or whatever it is, for sport.  Waterproof for swimming, sweatproof etc. Cost next to nothing.

I also bought the identical metal variant because it's kinda hipster cool and ironic, and reminds me of what actually was cool when I was about 7. Also cost next to nothing.  Worn it out and about a bit. Bought one for the teenage nephew too.   If he doesn't think it's cool, he's out of the will.

 

-wears shoes without any socks

-sunbed tanned 

-always refer to what women look like rather than what they do or anything else 

-talk loudly, feet up on desks, taking over the train table behaviour 

-read the Dailyamail

- boast that they never fly economy, get public transport, stay in any hotels less than 5 star