"There is no such thing as dabbling in drugs...

...these are serious offences"

said Priti Patel (on Sky News)

Wonder how many of the current cabinet members will be rounded up.

I don't understand how the concept of taking a drug can ever be considered an offence - it makes no sense whatsoever but it still feels like people are too scared to move the narrative on

Archie - exactly. See the queue at every coffee shop for legal addiction, eh?

She is a funcking moron isn't she? Home Sec by the Daily Mail.

If she was referring to dabbling in drug dealing then she should tell that to the large number of well-to-do Londoners (slash Cabinet members) who routinely get the gak in on behalf of their ill connected brethren and sistren.

Goldsmith, Patel, Raab

Govey and Boz too

Watch out fellas, questions is cranking up the genny on his combination defamation bat signal and klaxon.

Have you seen the puffy sack of shit our prime minister seems to use in lieu of a face most mornings?

Boz is clearly on the Bordeaux every night. Remember when Tony B confessed to a half bottle of wine every night while PM? Boz has that on his honey Cheerios in the morning.