STOP READING THE fookING DAILY MAIL, IT IS BENEATH YOU.

do you know what?  My mental health has been quite bad recently and I did think to myself, perhaps giving up the DM online would actually help me a little bit, but what else do I do to fill my dreary spinster life?

I nevertheless really really want to know what upset poor K4ie so much.

Probably nothing because the story was almost 100% total bollocks.

When I get a new job and can afford to leave the house again I am perfectly prepared to go to nice bars with you and NOT READ THE DAILY MAIL ONLINE OR OFFLINE.

Everything that the stick proclaimed.

I would never buy the hard copy, FAOD.

The Daily Mail is proper menkle.  Reading it gives me the worzles.  

I really don't get how anyone would give a flying fook why this bint is crying or not.

I am thinking of getting myself a brexit themed toilet, with a bust of bojo, pics of davies and all the others - was thinking, a bit of kate middy ass wipe tissue would complement the overall concept

Judy you really need to have a word. The Daily Hate? “Spinster” life? Jesus Christ get a grip. 

You know the likely reality of that little tox-pop of “news”? Waity Katy did a typical mummy boo hoo over her daughter looking pretty in ribbons and bows (god help her) and Eugenie and the bloke she married made sympathetic “ohhhh that’s such a shame, we’re so sorry you won’t make the evening do” noises cos the other one is now up duffed. 

we used to have a communism and national socialism themed toilet

but on the door, there was a real life size poster of queen elisabeth 2

I have been looking at this poster for 20 years of my life whilst defecating

OFF TO THE TOWER WITH YOU!

Stix is right, stop reading the fooking fail dude.

but where else would I find out:

Meghan brings the Christmas cheer! Pregnant duchess shows off her burgeoning bump in a printed £830 dress paired with a £550 coat on solo visit to Royal Variety nursing home 

Don’t make me come over there

that crap is all over vanity fair and stylist - apple news is hooching with shit like that, it has taken me ages to train it not to show it

But we need a bit of hewman innerest, innit ? I mean, the Mail is terrible for a reason.