get help

in situations like this it's traditional to ask "WWACD"

or what would alan clark do

Step. Away. From. ROF. 

Fella, you need castrated.

You can but only if she is imaginary 

the actual answer to this is that if you are after sex with a teenage girl - even imaginary - then you can ask one of your imaginary special forces pals over for an imaginary meal then ask him to drive your imaginary Ferrari to an imaginary brothel where he can procure an imaginary hooker and bring her back to your imaginary bed where you can surprise her with your imaginary cock.

Oh would this be the (imaginary) teenager whose mums mortgage you were paying and you were very very indignant about not wanting to shag?

no you can't shag her. And fortunately she won't let you so that's ok 

Here's Tecco…..

Shag her mate, she is ripe for the picking, i wouldve already had an abortion with her 

no you can’t because she wouldn’t touch your cock with a fifty foot barge pole

concentrate on problems u actually have

Tricky to seduce her if you've stopped talking to her.

For someone with much-publicised medical issues, you don't seem to have much problem getting your leg over.

Is that not a question on the ATOS assessment?

Maybe it is, but an imaginaery champions league-level swordsman doesn't have to answer?

If you tried that on with my daughter, similar age, my only necessary involvement would be to call you an ambulance for A&E.She can look after herself.

Heh - interesting thread ??? has resurrected:

https://www.rollonfriday.com/discussion/sunday-question

Tecco is very much the Appollon Limassol or Kuusyi Lahti of the swordsman Champions League. Out in the group stage

or the Everton, out in the qualifiers

Tecco stop being gross.

"Wang: she’s known me a long time and knows me well enough to be assured that if I ever went near her daughter she would rip my testicles off with a rusty can opener.  Also, while her daughter is 18, I’ve known her since she was like... 9... so it’s really not a thing."

What a compelling a beguiling riddle.

Say you had a friend mid fifties.

and say that friend had a daughter..... 18

And say you had, with daughter, spent a Christmas with that friend....

and then you’d suddenly stopped talking to her.

therews loads moe but o can’t shag her Can I.

Teccers believes he's catnip to innocent 18 year old Bangladeshi girls.

Reality is that she would find a disabled, corpulent, middle-aged fantasist a pretty repellent prospect.

Maybe RoF isn't real.

Maybe none of us are real.

We are all just figments of Tecco's imagination.

Stop trying to get my attention Tarquin you nonce 

I for one cannot wait for the next instalment of this gripping tale

they should see if Rufus Sewell is available for the TV adaptation 

To be fair I do wonder if some of you just have multiple screen names and argue with yourselves.

Absolutely disgusting, heh at threepwood though 

Why oh why do I have to wait another year 6 months for the next installment, script writers are seriously slacking here.

I would have hoped that being retired with a big pile of money in your forties would provide more opportunities for diversion than a) trying to use your financial influence to finagle your way into the lives of nearby vulnerable women or b) lying to some internet strangers about the same

Heh @ threeps

What would Prince Andrew ? do?

Young girls*

*allegedly

Does the 18 year old work in one of your Bangladeshi textile factories or is she too old?