as a handyman the last couple of years. Incognito like. Anyway, getting my place done up and I wanna promised by some landlord mate of mine that he’d find me a place to stay while the builders sorted it.
Turns out that there’s this mental bird living there who won’t get out even though she’s been told to, and I’ve just got one room in this flat.
I dunno lads. Should I put locks on the doors? I’m worried my virtue is at risk tbh.
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Get your mate to write her a poem. She’ll be running for the hills in no time.
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You lacked the wit to recognize that didn’t you ....
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Excuse me?
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It wasn’t a poem by my friend Victoria you dork.
It was an ironic song co-written by David Bowie and Ricky Gervais.
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Oh, right. I fooking hate Ricky Gervais, so no wonder I missed your “joke”.
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Yes dear. Enjoy your new life with Yosser Hughes as your new flatmate.
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Too long and boring to explain ML - we are just poking at one another. Best stay away old bean ;)
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I actually wasn’t poking at you cause I can’t be arsed, but ok then.
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You poked at me on a different thread.
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