FFS how much must they have spent on that decor, even in a 2 bed cottage?

Belvoir Suite

They seem to have put the washing machine in the toilet of an Indian restaurant. At least it’s not in the kitchen though 

It’s amazing. I particularly like the stuffed fox mounting the banister in picture 9. 

This is my favourite thing ever!!! Properly lolled at the fox.

I need to win the lottery and buy this place to solve all my residential issues.

Imagine the parties I could throw...!!

An almost perfect example of how to spend a significant wedge decreasing the value of your gaff.

Yeah. The value is what I’d be interested in.

I was at uni with a gal whose father owned a purple swirly carpet factory.  

You used to be able to find his stuff in quite a few Rightmove pictures if you knew where to look.  It’s now fading into the mists of time along with avocado bathroom suites.  

Horrible but fascinating. 

A bit like those videos of people popping blackheads.

Not that I ever watch them ...

Note the reference to "owner" ...singular....

no surprises there! 

Not to everyone's taste but it is certainly done well - wow.

I enjoy the taxidermy of the Fox fooking the pheasant 

and in the dining room putting a stuffed peacock in front of a mural of a peacock