He needs to go.

He's going nowhere, lads. Accept that the era of Be Reasonable is over. The UK is revealed as a rogue state run by brazen liars. Every man, woman and non-binary for themselves.

“I take full responsibility for the events. This is why I have sacked the entire team beneath me and blamed junior members of staff for all the parties.” 

I agree with you

OMG

Think my money that he'll call the next election is still safe.

a rogue state run by brazen liars

yup

the FU CK IN G C UNT is still rambling on.  

Its the taking full responsibility bit that is the I cannot get my head around.   How does taking full responsibilty for mass law breaking at No10 not equal resignation?

He says SPAD as if bandying about a playground disability-based insult

dammit. Trying to post pic. 

What is a "custodian" in the context of Number 10?

Pippa Crerar (Mirror) has just asked a cracking forensic question which if the PM mishandles will come back to haunt him

Greased piglet, as David Cameron called him.

You Remainer haters can look forward to another five years. 

What sort of person actually DEFENDS Boris Johnson? He has made us look like a antion of total cocks.

You Remainer haters

Cringe

in Kyiv? 

I know she's Mirror but I thought Pippa Crerar was chummy with Johnson?

She's gone to the guardian now

Who would you like to see as next PM? 

Custodian = No 10 security staff - the people you see opening the door from the inside.

"Who would you like to see as next PM? "

Penny Mordaunt would be good, but I honestly think the whole Party is now so rotten it needs a period of isolation from power. 

Custardian by the sounds of things

But yeah, I Penny Mordaunt. 

I honestly think the whole Party is now so rotten it needs a period of isolation from power. 

Yes, that's fair comment.  

Me, Andy Burnham. Quite intelligent and seems pretty straightforward? 

He is a lying revolting khunt and I wish he'd just fook off and we don't have to look at his vile person or listen to his blethering bumbling shit a day longer

That's about Johnson faod.  I'd love Andy Burnham to be PM tbh 

I also like Penny Mordaunt but a change would be good. 

‘What sort of person actually DEFENDS Boris Johnson? He has made us look like a antion of total cocks’

there is some bod at Guido who was actually cucked by the creature Johnson (he is Carrie antoinette’s bf) who is now tasked with churning out pro johnson bullsh1t daily 

imagine being such a craven cuck 

Needs a period away from power to purge the raving loons - dorries and mogg shouldnt be anywhere near the corridors of power.

That said neither should rayner or lammy but still i think the tories are being fairly damn egregious at the moment. 

‘You Remainer haters can look forward to another five years’

lol

we are still ahead in the polls

nobody cares about Barnard Castle

nobody cares about Partygate

we won’t lose that many seats in the local elections

Boris will still win the GE! 5 more years!

Harry Cole is the cuck’s name - he now works for the S*n

"This is not going to go away and the country is not going to move on. It's fu cking unacceptable"

I disagree.  This is the most boring new story ever.  I couldn't care less if it had that wooden cvnt Christian Bale in the lead role.

Christian Bale was not wooden in American Hustle. 

American Hustle was utterballbag from start to finish so it may have been difficult to notice his usual "ooh look, i am so balsa you could make a model glider out of me" utter bland shytness

Cole asked a q at the presser and started to get a bit punchy and Joris shut him up. Cuck fu ck. 

An actual cuck supposedly holding his gf’s ‘bull’ to account

state of the nation

Indeed state of it 

They’ve figured out they can just say the magic words “I take full responsibility” then carry on without doing anything. 

Having observed Mr Cole at the presser it seems Carrie obvs has a thing for tubby posh lads.