Where are all the smurfs today?  Have they become arsenal fans?

As a bona fide neutral, I think I speak for 99% of the country in lolling hard at Citeh.

It's all gone a bit spursy in the blue 1/8th of Manchester. 

No comments on harry "he's rubbish" kane breaking greavsie's record?

Has he finally won something then?

If kane was as good as spurs fans think he is. He wouldn't still be playing for spurs

He probably is as good as Spurs fans think he is tbf. He’s just a big fish in a small pond.