Ran past me as I walked to the station this morning. She had on a blue addidas tracksuit and a beanie from which her white-gold hair hung down loosely to her shoulders, framing a face etched with the lines of a life hard lived.
She was the very spit of Jimmy Saville.
In other news from my commute, a man stalled his brand new M3 convertible at the traffic lights, having given it the badboys revs. He got a heh.
Also saw a pair of goldfinches.
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Further commute news: just seen a woman pushing a dog around london in a pram
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What kind of dog?
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Cockerpoo would be my guess. Could have been a child with hypertrichosis and a collar with the nametag "Bonzo" tbf
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I thought the M3 was an automatic and thus could not be stalled.
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I havent driven one for ages but when I did I am fairly sure it had a flappy paddle gearbox cos I kept turning on the windscreen wipers i stead of changing gear.
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