all the ones you google are american style utter shite "oh I wish I could tie my shoes to yours as a final prank then you can't leave" calibre stuff help appreciated I only ever write ‘Good Luck’. And ‘Congratulations’ for good news. Don’t have the time or inclination to compose anything more. 1 Vote up! Write "You won't will be missed" as a sort of ironic, passive aggressive, parting shot. He or she can take it whatever way they like; you DGAF. 1 Vote up! Up your bum Your work here's done. 1 Vote up! “Such a shame we never got it on” followed by an illegible scrawl 2 Vote up! All the best James Lewis. 1 Vote up! Some may miss you, but I won't remember you post lunch. then sign it with someone else's name. 0 Vote up! classic rof 0 Vote up! Sorry you're leaving, I didn't things like this could happen after #metoo. Make sure you're one of the first to sign the card 5 Vote up! Just write: I hope you get all you deserve. 1 Vote up! Similar to Actus Reus: "I didn't even think it was a disciplinary matter". 3 Vote up! Just write "Happy birthday. Hope you have a great day!" (and then add kisses after other people's messages) 1 Vote up! Chin up, Jim. Can't say anything these days. Especially not that!! 1 Vote up! I have no words. Bob 1 Vote up! Actus Reus30 May 23 14:08 Sorry you're leaving, I didn't things like this could happen after #metoo. __________________________________________________________________ too close to the truth 1 Vote up! Or simply just sign your name "Bob" and no message. Nothing more passive aggressive than someone not being ar5ed to even think of anything beyond their name. 1 Vote up! I have no vowels. Bryn 2 Vote up! Classic cock and balls. Never fails. 3 Vote up! "Don't let the door hit your arse on the way out" 1 Vote up! I just use my stamp 0 Vote up! "Glasserz30 May 23 14:26 Reply | Report Or simply just sign your name "Bob" and no message. Nothing more passive aggressive than someone not being ar5ed to even think of anything beyond their name." And underneath: "Dictated by Bob and signed on his behalf" 1 Vote up! Bob Upwards and onwards, eh? Sumo 0 Vote up! Chuff has it A strong neutral message This 'omg babes so many congrats you'll be great' is not appropriate in a 2023 work place 0 Vote up! We’ll always have the broom cupboard 1 Vote up! I frequently used to add in small writing ‘I will never forget the night in [ xyz ] and learned so many things - Colin’ to any and all cards, make, female, partners, associates, PAs, male, female alike. 1 Vote up! I will provide a translation later 0 Vote up! Refresh Back to board Join the discussion Login Register 0 Vote up!