Liz truss

Makes me sad.  She's like that trainee in every intake that is mad super keen but very limited and spends the Xmas party crying in the toilets 

heh!

I feel like she is someone with too much personality (and tbf too little diligence) to be a trainee and instead goes into public affairs and turns up late to meetings a bit drunk but styles it out and she basically gets away with murder through insouciance

I like that she is quite sexy for an old (it's subjective, pigs)

I can see that Clergs but sadly think in your example she'd only get away with it because the old pervs would think they had a chance to shag her. 

 

Maybe that's a skill.

well, that may be true, but she also strikes me as the kind of woman who would only shag them if she felt it would be a laugh

 

so it wouldn't matter what the old pervs thought

 

and sometimes I think she would shame them in hilarious ways

I always found it incredibly annoying because I was the grubby one trying to get work done while some bitch who apparently never sweated heaved her bosom 

also there are no hot men in law firms

maybe if I'd gone into public affairs

 

I think she looks like someone in her late 40s who has aged gracefully, rather than someone in her early 40s who has been running herself ragged trying to get in in politics. I like the way she dresses (some of her outfits are genuinely very stylish) and she generally looks like she's having fun.

She says the right things to the right people in the Tory party and comes across as sane enough most of the time to make you think she could actually take the party in a good direction in the future. Then she slips up and says something batshit and you realise she's actually mad as a box of frogs, just OK at hiding it most of the time.

Tbf I always think she looks a bit younger than you clergles.

Anyway it doesn’t matter because you’re far more accomplished than her with her nonsense about cheese.

<3

#teamclergs

Actually I am, but that wasn’t negging you dolt.  I was just speaking the truth.  Truss always looks as if she’s about fooking 12 years old and mummy just let her wear the big clothes.

McVey is different.  She is properly fit and knows it, but she doesn’t want a long term role in some shitty short term gov.  She couldn’t resign fast enough if you recall.

Truss is just ... well I’m sure she is very pleasant and all that but she has not got “it”.

Lisa Nandy does mind.  If we are permitted to cross the floor on occasion.