We only do it to wind you up, Clergs. Kate Middleton looks fine to me. I'm just not interested in her life (or looks). I imagine it's a difficult position to be in, having to look and act a certain way all the time and constantly being in the public eye. Not something I'd enjoy, so good sass to her that she can take it.
She's not late 30s, she's 37. And she has a nanny, a stylist, a secretary, a shopper and a hairdresser. I think she can look better, but let's face it, she looks pretty good
I think it is increasingly hard because of the cult of youth
If you're not a 30 under 30 what are you etc. And every time I try to understand coding or SEO or digital design I feel like oh God whatever happened to things of genuine and tangible value! the economy no longer feels solid (I know it hasn't actually been for years but it's discernable now)
also, as we were discussnig a few days ago, so many middle-aged people are just sagging into their lot, accepting it for what it is. All the hope for change atrophies and you are just left wrinkley and cantankerous and wondering if you should be worried about the blood in your poo.
This is why men of distinction and accomplishment go for women in their early-mid twenties.
Yes I pulled earlier and am meeting her for an imaginary dinner at an imaginary restaurant and I shall imagination not shag her tonight because she is imaginarily a decent longer term prospect.
Sorry, just to confirm that this isn’t a weird American cult thing. I have actually met clergs. More than once. And in my opinion (rather than ‘I believe’). She is a beautiful lady.
It is ridiculous to describe either Clergs or Kate Middleton as "old". You were being deliberately provocative. It would probably be more cutting if it didn't come from someone who, in their own words, hit every branch of the ugly tree on his way down.
I think I have reverse rofism but the older and fatter and balder I get the harder I find it to discuss “wood nots” without inwardly collapsing into a singularity of cringe.
I have no problem listing “woods” though. Nothing to be ashamed of there.
Actually breaking my own rules a bit I think it’s fine as a fat bald middle aged (when does that start exactly or is that another thread?) lawyer to “wood not” someone famous if you wood not them because they’re an awful human being or a Tory or something.
Totally wood liz truss. But it would need to be in a kind of Patrick Bateman threesome with Louise mensch where I kill them all at the end with a chainsaw.
Also, having just googled that pic, I note that in a move almost designed to enrage you clergs, she has had a bryony plant tattoo, and has legally given herself "Bryony" as a middle name
Wang you sycophant stop bowing and scraping. Holbein's Henry VIII? Finally we understand why Teccers thinks he has broad shoulders, because of people like you flattering him.
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related to mary archer?
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Why do you give a shit
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Who?
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Because she's in the public sphere and most pleasing on the eye.
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Bland, no boner to be had
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well - my gaydar is pretty faulty i must say!
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Bland!?
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she looks much older than she is
her make-up needs a drastic overhaul
she is not radiant, see make-up overhaul needed
probably needs a bit more meat on her bones to be radiant
she's very elegant though
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**** off does she look older than she is!
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she is the same age as me and I would not say she looks older. We are quite old now. She looks classy.
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Markle far more do-able.
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Agreed. Ditto Elizabeth Truss MP.
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and her skin is pretty flawless. I wonder exactly what she does. maybe that sarah chapman.
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(Agreed with Clergs)
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I thought Elizabeth was looking great in the debates yesterday
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Ahhhhh, I seeeeeeee - Kate Middleton.
Wood not.
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it really annoys me when men say that about women
you'd be lucky if she let you carry her coat, m1
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heh
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She has not aged well and looks old and haggard, in addition to which her dress sense is very frumpy and old for her age don’t you think
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She's a mother of 3, wife of the 2nd in line to the throne and in her late 30s
she doesn't look frumpy she looks like a grown up.
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Wood not
wood rather Meghan
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We only do it to wind you up, Clergs. Kate Middleton looks fine to me. I'm just not interested in her life (or looks). I imagine it's a difficult position to be in, having to look and act a certain way all the time and constantly being in the public eye. Not something I'd enjoy, so good sass to her that she can take it.
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if you are not interested in her looks why comment on her looks at all
a variation of "if you have nothing nice to say just don't say anything"
it's not really about her, I'm sure she would hold the remark with the contempt it deserves, it's about women and their place in the world
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Wood
wood Pippa as well
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Her dress sense is ace. She wears LKB!
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I am glad the male chromosomes are dying u know
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not yours, ducks, you are great
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Oh clergs shut up
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haven't you got some el savadoran villagers to abuse with your lame nose habit?
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Again, „sometimes“ is not „a habit“
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I think even Dux would agree that his genetic material should be cul de sac'd
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regularly is a habit and if you're not even addicted it's inexcusable
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Still wood ofc but she is the type that turns from lithe to scrawny relatively early in life.
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She's not late 30s, she's 37. And she has a nanny, a stylist, a secretary, a shopper and a hairdresser. I think she can look better, but let's face it, she looks pretty good
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Is Dawn Handbags back on RoF?
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What Clergs and Linda said.
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haha I was about to say the same thing, woo
it's MID THIRTIES THANKS
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obviously 33 was still early thirties but we round down that's the rule
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37 is late 30s are you mad?
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it goes 123 early 456 mid 789 late, those are the rules as laid down by King John in Magna Carta
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See Wang knows
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No no no
30/31/32 is early
33/34/35/36/37 is mid
38/39 is late
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And -0 is that age and nothing else. I am 40. I am not in my early 40s I am 40 and not a jot older
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I agree with woo (apart from 33)
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Woo no1 cares what a free pass passer from Holland thinks
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that said I could lean towards William being termed late 30s cos of the hair situation
THAT'S RIGHT I'M A FILTHY HYPOCRITE
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Wang, I don't care u don't care. Imma tell you anyways.
I agree on 33. Add that to early 30s.
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heh at u lot
anything up to 35 - early 30s
35 - mid
anything over - late 30s
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nonsense, QE, I will accept 37 is arguable (although my argument is the correct one) but 36 is mid
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otherwise it wouldn't be a plural
midthirtIES
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alright when I turn 46 this year I will still consider myself mid40s just for you
47 though = late 40s
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no it doesn't! 48 is late 40s.
unless you are a handsome man.
man, I don't relish being over the age I am now, you know. 33 was about optimal. This mindset is sexist I need to rejig it.
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age is just a number, who cares
I think when you get to the point that you meet new trainees and you're old enough to be their mother, you just think, fukkit
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I think it is increasingly hard because of the cult of youth
If you're not a 30 under 30 what are you etc. And every time I try to understand coding or SEO or digital design I feel like oh God whatever happened to things of genuine and tangible value! the economy no longer feels solid (I know it hasn't actually been for years but it's discernable now)
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also, as we were discussnig a few days ago, so many middle-aged people are just sagging into their lot, accepting it for what it is. All the hope for change atrophies and you are just left wrinkley and cantankerous and wondering if you should be worried about the blood in your poo.
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She looks old.
But clergs looks old too.
This is why men of distinction and accomplishment go for women in their early-mid twenties.
Yes I pulled earlier and am meeting her for an imaginary dinner at an imaginary restaurant and I shall imagination not shag her tonight because she is imaginarily a decent longer term prospect.
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Eh you're no oïl painting yourself, Tecco.
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He does look a bit like holbein's henry viii tbf
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It's not all about the under 30s. When you get to proper middle age like me, you don't even really know what goes on in the lives of under 30s
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30 thirty
31,32,33 early thirties
34,35,36 mid thirties
37,38,39 late thirties
40 forty
anything else and you're kidding yourself (but usually nobody else)
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not me, I'm going to be one of those mental mad old biddies
seriously, the older you get the less you care about shit like this
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I happen to believe that clergs is absolutely beautiful.
I also believe that Cherie Lunghi is beautiful.
Doesnt stop Cherie being old. Nor Clergles.
The fact that when I fell out of the ugly tree I hit every single damn branch on the way down does not contradict my view on age.
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*has beautiful gf 14 years younger than self*
*is smug*
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Its cos i am still most handsome
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no, it's because someone your own age would tell you to fook off
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BURN!
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Sorry, just to confirm that this isn’t a weird American cult thing. I have actually met clergs. More than once. And in my opinion (rather than ‘I believe’). She is a beautiful lady.
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It is ridiculous to describe either Clergs or Kate Middleton as "old". You were being deliberately provocative. It would probably be more cutting if it didn't come from someone who, in their own words, hit every branch of the ugly tree on his way down.
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Right. Get off my thread, all of you. This was meant to be a K8 tribute thread.
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I am pleased to be able to confirm that Clergs is both beautiful AND
intelligent
And that that Liz Truss is a minx
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GET ORF MOY LAAAAND!
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Liz Truss is surprisingly generously breasted if you look. But I still wouldn’t.
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I am someone's beautiful younger girlfriend so ner
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Sssssh!
Nothing to see here people. Move along.
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I think I have reverse rofism but the older and fatter and balder I get the harder I find it to discuss “wood nots” without inwardly collapsing into a singularity of cringe.
I have no problem listing “woods” though. Nothing to be ashamed of there.
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Also heh at clergburn to kingers.
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see, I find there is a reverse correlation between men who readily say "wood not" and men who are actually hot themselves
so, things are looking good for you on that front, zg
like, a hotty isn't going to spend their time denigrating randoms, they will be focused on all the fun wooding
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Actually breaking my own rules a bit I think it’s fine as a fat bald middle aged (when does that start exactly or is that another thread?) lawyer to “wood not” someone famous if you wood not them because they’re an awful human being or a Tory or something.
So I would not Liz Truss or Esther McVey.
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I find Liz Truss's impishness quite appealing
she knows she's ridiculous and she's styling it out
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Word (to clergs 1653)
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Totally wood liz truss. But it would need to be in a kind of Patrick Bateman threesome with Louise mensch where I kill them all at the end with a chainsaw.
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I wood Isabel Hardman though
*legs it*
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39 is late thirties
anything from 35 to 39 is mid
40 is thirty ten
etc
just you lot wait until its you
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I think tbf most of us are there already, minkie :D
ps isabel says thanks, zero https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DyPGFA_WwAIIzGX.jpg
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For the next 30 years I shall not be a day over 35
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Its been me. I am 40
and 37 is late 30s
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maybe for some people
not for me
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The forties can be quite an eye opener. Not quite midway through but it’s been fun.
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Tecco- just walked past Lucy Verasamy . Looking very nice!
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She looks radiant
Also, having just googled that pic, I note that in a move almost designed to enrage you clergs, she has had a bryony plant tattoo, and has legally given herself "Bryony" as a middle name
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I WAS JUST READING THE SAME THING!
god she's a fandango
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tho, actually, someone who is so unvain as to post a photo like this sort of stirs a respect in my heart
she is being a human without artifice right here https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DvRl3MHWwAAHuOq.jpg:large
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Lucy, or as I like to refer to her, the future mrs Tecco, does not need to lower herself to communicate with the likes of you. She is above it.
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I knew you'd come round eventually.
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I just reread one of her ptsd articles and she is back in the ugh book
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Eh? To both.
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Wot minkie said.
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Kate’s head is out of proportion with the rest of her for some reason.
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Rude
:-|
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Wang you sycophant stop bowing and scraping. Holbein's Henry VIII? Finally we understand why Teccers thinks he has broad shoulders, because of people like you flattering him.
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