some people don't shower and get sweaty sacks

He was just happy to see you?

Heh @ PP

I'd have been more likely to go down on him if he wasn't advertising the fact his balls smelled like a ripe epoisse 

There was a trainee at my old shop who, when introduced to someone, would immediately look down at their shoes, cup their balls, then extend the same hand for a handshake, while never taking their eyes of the shoes of the person they’re meeting. 

He now has a job Laz would kill for. 

Sorry m7. My wife keeps telling me not to do that but I can't help it. 

no second date than, Bam?

Swipe right m2

or is it left?

Ahhh the first thrush of spring

did he sniff his fingers afterwards?

over or under trousers?

is "groin and nuts" really how you described that area?

Sorry mate, but after a hard night shagging your wife and mum the nuts can be a bit over sensitive the following day.