Heh. Brutal.

"this isn't a roasting, it would take too long to roast that fat aunt"

Question for James' PR:  "What will you be doing with all of the free time you've suddenly got".

MEGAHEH!!!!

I like james corden.  If only I vould have stretched my lack of discernible talent into a massively successful career and squillions of dollahs whilst eating mainly pie.  i mean this quite sincerely, I think he's ace (even tho logical brain knows I should hate him).  I also like jamie oliver.

wot wang notm7 sed

he can just about act

he’s quite amusing albeit a one trick pony

gavin and Stacey was epic

don't understand the h7. jealousy I guess

"I went to a recording of XYZ and he was being a precious  khunt to all involved, not at all like he comes across on the telly, all matey like"

Heh!