No they don’t but they are quite obsessive over distancing. Plus absurdly limit amount of booze u can buy to 3 beers and 3 wines and 3 spirits so deffo take a posse along and plan on revisiting 6 times in some sort of imitation of Dante’s circles of hell.
I am building up the courage to ask a straight man round for dinner. we’re both straight and went to school together. It just feels so fooking weird to say ‘hey mate, do you want to come to my house tonight and have a curry and get pissed?’
honestly, goose, just a dash and it sets it right up! ice cold
pancakes - corner shops are not necessarily less hassle right now (although it is satisfying to share a "what the fook is this about" eyeroll with the shopkeeper - I think the youngsters in Tesco etc don't really appreciate how lucky they are to be working)
I am building up the courage to ask a straight man round for dinner. we’re both straight and went to school together. It just feels so fooking weird to say ‘hey mate, do you want to come to my house tonight and have a curry and get pissed?’
Pubs are so useful I can’t believe this
Lol what?
I can't imagine two women having an issue with this.
Are you and he ignoring the social distancing/lockdown then?
No there is going to be no ‘trysting’ or ‘trystling’ or whatever the verb for ‘that’ is. It’s just going to be a couple of lads, having some beers, eating a curry. Together.
I hate this. Only Hannibal lecter invites male friends to his house to eat with them...
I was thinking of take away pizza from the good place nearby run by a chap from Naples and maybe a few lovely beers. Also talk of a virtual pub quiz with my neighbours.
kimmy - tbh this is propaganda. lockdown doesn't really work because too many people need to go outside (see all those tube photos). the "if you don't obey it will get worse" thing is just... it will or it won't whether or not mugen has curry.
obviously I would never encourage someone to break the law (ever!) but I would observe it's a bad law and people do whatever gets them through the night, as john lennon observed.
no, I know. it won't be the reason for more restrictions, though. Lockdown doesn't really work so it's a case of when the numbers go up the government needs to be seen to react. So, they probably do have a plan for further restriction tbh.
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I am doing internationally themed days
today is Japanese, tomorrow is Scottish and Sunday will be Polish if my krupnik arrives on time
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What are you having for Scottish and Polish day?
Tonight I will be all on my own. I have sweet potato fries and blackcurrant sorbet.
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I don't plan to eat them together FAOD.
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Try your local Shell petrol station maybe. They have Asahi at ours.
Morrison’s has it too along with Kirin and Sapporo
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oooo a good tip, t, thank you!
actually there is a morrisons not far but it's so stressful
i guess we can go and see
do they do that fooking one person thing?
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Scottish will be mince and potatoes and polish will be pierogi and polish martinis
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No they don’t but they are quite obsessive over distancing. Plus absurdly limit amount of booze u can buy to 3 beers and 3 wines and 3 spirits so deffo take a posse along and plan on revisiting 6 times in some sort of imitation of Dante’s circles of hell.
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Do you buy the pierogi ready made or do you make them?
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I am going to make them - I have a pierogi stamper!
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THREE BEERS?
wait I take it a sixpack counts as one tho?
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Yes. I think it does
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fooking better
I am so sick of fooking supermarkets and their shittery
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Krupnik is rank
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Getting hammered. That is all.
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alone it is rank i agree
but mixed with apple juice and zubrowka?
mmmmm
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I am going to take my life in my hands and order a curry.
Corner shops are still open right? I can't be bothered with the bollocks of getting into a supermarket to try and get beer.
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How about just mix apple juice and zubrowka and ditch the krupnik?
Having said that, I have never tried the 3 together and have all the ingredients in the house, so may have to try before I slag it off.
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Tyksie is an Ok lager and the Polish shops can’t sell you enough of them
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I am building up the courage to ask a straight man round for dinner. we’re both straight and went to school together. It just feels so fooking weird to say ‘hey mate, do you want to come to my house tonight and have a curry and get pissed?’
Pubs are so useful I can’t believe this
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honestly, goose, just a dash and it sets it right up! ice cold
pancakes - corner shops are not necessarily less hassle right now (although it is satisfying to share a "what the fook is this about" eyeroll with the shopkeeper - I think the youngsters in Tesco etc don't really appreciate how lucky they are to be working)
Tyskie is ok but it is not Japanese!
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Mugen - a straight man tryst! veh romantic.
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I shall try it and report back but am sceptical...
It's a bit early just now, though.
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A few years ago a Polish friend of mine rocked up with something called Spiritus. It is basically a 95% Vodka.
We were planning on going out of the evening but 2 shots of this each and we decided to call it a night.
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Lol what?
I can't imagine two women having an issue with this.
Are you and he ignoring the social distancing/lockdown then?
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‘It just feels so fooking weird to say ‘hey mate, do you want to come to my house tonight and have a curry and get pissed?’‘
that’s pretty normal unless you both sit at a table with a candle and romantic mood music on.
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What is odd about inviting a mate round for curry and beers? (social distancing apart)
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Mugen ur issue there is not sexuality it is social distancing.
or are you just ignoring it/not in U.K.?
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Oh ok what everyone else said
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No there is going to be no ‘trysting’ or ‘trystling’ or whatever the verb for ‘that’ is. It’s just going to be a couple of lads, having some beers, eating a curry. Together.
I hate this. Only Hannibal lecter invites male friends to his house to eat with them...
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And then each going out to spread the plague and ensuring the rest of us get to enjoy an extra dose of lockdown. Nice one.
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You are a weirdo.
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I was thinking of take away pizza from the good place nearby run by a chap from Naples and maybe a few lovely beers. Also talk of a virtual pub quiz with my neighbours.
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Polish shops are chock full of lager and couldn’t give a shit about rationing or limits, just fyi
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I am contemplating ordering fish and chips from my favourite chippy that is now doing its own deliveries.
And then the plan is to grab a drink and watch outlander via zoom with my mega crush friend.
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what's a mega crush friend?
Lots of wine, leftover Jambalaya and hopefully a good film (depending on how well/if the kids go to bed)
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I'm having a virtual pub night w some mates later. Quite late because they are in the UK. In the meantime I shall indulge my intellectual passions.
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will probably have a can or two later
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that sounds like an ace evening, meh!
mugen I don't think it is too datey you are striking a blow for confident masculinity
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It's a friend who I have a mega crush on. It is so confusing. I might shove it on a separate thread...
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You can't do this tho. You've heard the mews lately?
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*news
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heh - too many Instagram cat account comments in the predictive text, kimmy?
me too
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i think technically you can visit someone to assist the vulnerable
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Obviously ignoring social distancing. Who wouldn’t?
Rham, re: ‘striking a blow for confident masculinity’...
...welcome to my life
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heh
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only a twot who doesn't give a shit about condemning the rest of us to further restrictions. Don't do it!
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Some of my neighbours appear to be having a lunchtime bbq (I presume in their own garden but will not be dobbing anyone in if not). I want bbq
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kimmy - tbh this is propaganda. lockdown doesn't really work because too many people need to go outside (see all those tube photos). the "if you don't obey it will get worse" thing is just... it will or it won't whether or not mugen has curry.
obviously I would never encourage someone to break the law (ever!) but I would observe it's a bad law and people do whatever gets them through the night, as john lennon observed.
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hoolz maybe you could demand a sausage in exchange for your silence
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mugen having a curry doesn't affect anything, I agree. But inviting mates round might do.
Anyway, seems like he's too insecure with his own sexuality to do it.
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and I said that it might condemn us all to further restrictions, not to getting cv.
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Hoolie’s already had plenty sausage today.
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Very impressed by the Scottish food on Great British Menu this week.
And Roberta, one most certainly wood.
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no, I know. it won't be the reason for more restrictions, though. Lockdown doesn't really work so it's a case of when the numbers go up the government needs to be seen to react. So, they probably do have a plan for further restriction tbh.
i don't know this, cockpit, is it on tv?
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