As much as I like you, m8, you're going to need better chat than that for me to let you fuck me. 

shuh

knew u’d be the high maintenance type

fuck u Laz

I’ll consider ur offer

quick blow job ok?

I have none to give.

Bend over, Twinkle.

reminds me of that sketch (I think Mary Whitehouse experience) of two released hostages (Terry Waite style) arguing which culminated in:

"Oh, you were intolerable be in captivity with! - I lost count of the number of times you started conversations with I suppose the inside of a man's mouth is functionally the same as a woman's..."

I could definitely do with one, but not with a roffer.

Had one, with a roffer 

go for it then rodge

I could definitely do with one

deal to be made here I think 

And that's numberwang!

any fettes up for it then

having seen u in that MJ doc, how could any sentient human refuse

Having one as I type this.

On a trampoline. 

heh

Frankly anyone who doesn’t agree with this thread hasn’t had a tough enough lockdown.