Is Raab quite good looking? If it's possible to imagine his person occupied by a completely different personality, intellect and ethical spirit, of course.
I'm not dissing him at all Fluffy (have met him several times), but if you go for Rory Stewart you are definitely going for personality rather than looks, in my opinion.
OK... ...there's Penny Mordaunt's hair and very definitely woof woof for Nicole Minetti with a bio that reads "Italian television personality, dental hygienist, and politician..."
Penny Mordaunt's hair sometimes looks great and sometimes looks awful (which I can completely empathise with tbh), whereas Esther McVey's is consistently bouncy and well-groomed.
Re Rory Stewart, in person he moves very strangely. He cannot remain still and makes lots of little jerky movements like a small kid who is desperate for the toilet. I never worked out whether they were actually tics or he was just overcaffeinated.
I played football, briefly, at University with Bim. Wasn't the worst player (he played at right back in our first match of the season, from memory). Didn't massively fancy the physical side of the game though, which is mostly why he only played briefly. My main memory is him breaking off mid-way through a training session to speak to a tutor he'd spotted walking along a path adjacent to the pitch. When he returned, he explained that she had mentored him through his application after leading a summer 'access visit' that he'd attended. This intrigued us, given that Bim had been to Eton. He drifted away from football and into University politics fairly quickly. Good looking lad, agreed.
I was at law school with Bim. He was nice enough, but you just knew he only cared about you if you were useful to his ambition. He was totally open that his training contract and stint in law was just a stepping stone to politics. He was incredibly confident and a total bluffer. Always answered a question with a question.
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Bozza’s PPS (the one who was sending emails saying he supported getting Pen Farthing’s animals out of Afghan) is a very talented lady.
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It's showbiz for ugly people innit
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Tasmina Ahmed-Sheikh,
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Rory Stewart... ...has that quiet confidence with a steely centre.
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Perhaps I could turn Lib Dem and end up between Nadine and Angela.
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Rayner, obvs.
Is Raab quite good looking? If it's possible to imagine his person occupied by a completely different personality, intellect and ethical spirit, of course.
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Bim Afolami is very handsome
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I have to disagree with you there Fluffy. Rory Stewart is very pleasant, but extremely odd looking.
Julian Smith was quite hot in his younger years but doesn't seem to be ageing like a fine wine.
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F*cking Rory Stewart!!???
Ahhmmm oooouuuut.
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I'm taking on board the whole man Anna...
...his face is a little skewed but he has a fine soul.
Eilidh Whiteford has the hearty healthy look of someone who could warm the bed...
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Actually scrap Eilidh... ...I'm going for her boss, if only I could see what she really looks like behind that mask
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I'm not dissing him at all Fluffy (have met him several times), but if you go for Rory Stewart you are definitely going for personality rather than looks, in my opinion.
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OK... ...there's Penny Mordaunt's hair and very definitely woof woof for Nicole Minetti with a bio that reads "Italian television personality, dental hygienist, and politician..."
https://www.independent.ie/migration_catalog/ccd9b/25195446.ece/AUTOCROP/w620/nicole_indo
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I think Esther McVey has great hair.
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Surely every MP lives in the shadow of the PM’s radiance and handsomeness?
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Luke Evans is a decent looking bloke in good nick.
Kirstene Hair is pretty fit.
And I absolutely wood La Mordaunt.
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Penny Mordaunt's hair sometimes looks great and sometimes looks awful (which I can completely empathise with tbh), whereas Esther McVey's is consistently bouncy and well-groomed.
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Penny is gr8.
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+ 1 for Mordaunt.
Andrea Jenkyns was quite good looking when first elected but has since been sampling the cream cakes in the tea rooms too liberally.
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How very dare we all comment on the physical attributes of MP's. I am off to think on my sins for a minute or two.
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Re Rory Stewart, in person he moves very strangely. He cannot remain still and makes lots of little jerky movements like a small kid who is desperate for the toilet. I never worked out whether they were actually tics or he was just overcaffeinated.
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Dominic raab has that very good looking in some lights / animated corpse in others thing a lot of posh skinny English blokes have
sunak is short but objectively quite handsome
Daniel Poulter is the best looking tory backbencher (have snogged)
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all that and it doens't work!
Google Luke Evans MP for yourselves.
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A google images search for Nicole Minetti (which I heartily recommend) is bordering on NSFW, Fluffy.
If we're including third country Parliaments, I'll nominate Lesia Vasylenko, who set my heart aflutter on C4 News this week.
Although I suspect her twitter profile pic is a study in what can be achieved with expert make up and airbrushing.
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because of the peculiar politics groupie thing, any that are vaguely attractive are massive sleaze bags who are deeply unpleasant people.
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Mrs Splash once snogged Luke Evans on a uni night out. She is now rooting for him to be PM one day so she can bring this up at parties.
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Isn't Johnny Mercer quite good looking? Although his attempt at Pirlo hair was misguided.
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Yeah, "snogged".
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(@splishsplah)
Though I would say to Ms Radlett that Daniel Poulter looks like Quark from Deep Space 9 so validation: DENIED.
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"rooting" more like
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I used to know a Tory MP (when we were around 18) who was good looking at the time but now looks very goofy in an Ed Miliband sort of way.
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"A google images search for Nicole Minetti (which I heartily recommend) is bordering on NSFW, Fluffy"
...she could lie to me all day.
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I played football, briefly, at University with Bim. Wasn't the worst player (he played at right back in our first match of the season, from memory). Didn't massively fancy the physical side of the game though, which is mostly why he only played briefly. My main memory is him breaking off mid-way through a training session to speak to a tutor he'd spotted walking along a path adjacent to the pitch. When he returned, he explained that she had mentored him through his application after leading a summer 'access visit' that he'd attended. This intrigued us, given that Bim had been to Eton. He drifted away from football and into University politics fairly quickly. Good looking lad, agreed.
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Mad Nad is good for her age scrubs up well always well dressed subject to the Raab caveat of course
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Dehenna
that labour one
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Johnny mercer is ok looking but he looks SO university rugby team bantz type which I find repugnant as humans, I just could not
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If we're allowed members of the Lords then Baronness Mone.
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Zero. Soz to you all who fancy ugly oldies.
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I think I've won this tbh.
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-10410233/Heartthrob-MP-Dr-Luke-Evans-calls-realistic-representations-way-look-online.html
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evans is only handsome by political standards tbh
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P Patel is pretty, although politically unattractive.
I can’t get with the Rayner thing she looks too much like my sister.
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Her best days were before she became an MP and I can't nominate her because she no longer is an MP, but Gloria del Piero.
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Nadine Dorries, while aged, is conventionally good looking. I also think Penny Mordaunt is attractive.
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What about Tasmin?
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Rosina Allin Khan. Striking looks (though not in all the pictures of her) With the personality to match.
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Only an MP for a couple of years but Louise Mensch was very attractive for an MP
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hundred percent agreed re Mensch
really cute and probably too likeable to be a tory
I wood
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She also wrote a rather good bonk buster novel
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That Guardian pic of Louise Mensch is very eye catching.
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this one? Mensch is cute enough that I realise I actually have a favourite photo of her
https://img.thedailybeast.com/image/upload/c_crop,d_placeholder_euli9k,…
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she looks like a woman you could believable meet irl
but would fancy the fvck out of
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I quite like a woman with a strong jaw
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And an Adam’s apple?
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not really m99
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I also like a dirty blonde (ie dark roots)
Mensch ticks a lot of boxes actually. If you’re reading this, Louise, call me.
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heh
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I'm sensing that Laz's type is "mental".
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✅
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Heh.
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+1 for the Mordaunt
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Mensch is ghastly.
Why has nobody mentioned Tamsina Ahmed-Skeikh?
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* Tasmina
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I was at law school with Bim. He was nice enough, but you just knew he only cared about you if you were useful to his ambition. He was totally open that his training contract and stint in law was just a stepping stone to politics. He was incredibly confident and a total bluffer. Always answered a question with a question.
He told he'd learnt that at Eton...
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I've literally never heard of Bim Afolami. Who the fook is he?
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Why has nobody mentioned Tamsina Ahmed-Skeikh? “
Erm… you did, Dux. This morning. Can you smell toast?
(Good shout on la Ahmed-Sheik BTW)
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He’s an MP dux.
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Oh dear I seem to have over excited Laz with mention of La Mensch
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er, hardly, Guy
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Angela Rayner's probably only 7/10, but just has a look about her that says she'd give you a very good time after lights out
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Truss
Rayner
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Ugh. Rayner. Show some class please.
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