Christopher Chope's penis

Fair enough if he has a principled opposition to all private members' bills and objects to all of them. But if he doesn't object to his mates' private members bills and only objects to some of them (as appears to be the case), then he's a massive tool. 

 

That said, lol@ the FGM campaigner who had a text message conversation with him and personally insulted him and his character in literally the same message where she asks him to change his mind. Yeah, that'll work to persuade him, won't it..

No, seriously.  He is a dreadful old dinosaur whose objection to PMB is a 'principle' that doesn't apply to his mates' bills but is inflexible when it applies to women's issues.

He is a grade A shit.

But if he doesn't object to his mates' private members bills and only objects to some of them (as appears to be the case), then he's a massive tool.

Fvck me the world is dishonest these days (though hats off to the Guardian who did at least print the facts even if it was buried in the full article as opposed to all the bits that got more prominence).

Multiple people making the point "oh he didn't object to his mates' bills". 

Someone else objected to them - I'm not sure if there is any clarity over whether he had any opportunity to / didn't simply because he knew that there was always a Labour person to object to all the Conservative PMBs.

Which isn't to say he isn't a massive penis / might want to give it a rest on being the dickhead who gets responsibility for objecting to all PMBs involving women's rights.