Oh, don't tell me your parents actually paid for you to do GCSEs and A-levels. Did they realise there are schools you can go to for free, or were they worried about ickle Wellerz not being able to keep up?
And the rest are N/A. I'm in the process of packing for my move so there seems little point dealing with a tree at this point. That and I'm not going to be home at Christmas.
* For years we've been paying £30 - 40 (up North) or £40 - 60 (down South). But the one from Home Bargains is a cracker for a tenner. Someone will probably tell me its a less ethically sound chopped down tree but I reckon its all pretty indefensible.
2. Is it up yet? Nope, arrives next Monday and will go up same day.
3. Where did you get it from - Xmas tree dude based in the park near our house.
4. How tall is it? Not sure, Mrs DDS ordered it. 8 foot or so if last year is anything to go by.
5. How much was it? See above. Not sure. He is a bit more spenny than some cos he delivers.
6. When will you take it down? 3rd Jan but only cos we travel on the 4th otherwise would stay up until the earlier of 12th night and the day the council are picking them up.
6. When will you take it down? When we get back from holidays.
I bought lots of lovely new decorations for ours this year and was quite proud of it. Then my son saw the neighbour’s and cried himself to sleep two nights in a row because theirs was better than ours.
Wellers, sorry about the delay, but as you asked, I'm moving to the Netherlands. At this very moment I am surrounded by packing boxes which is a pretty depressing way to spend a day off.
7 ft magnificent tree. Put in the stand by delivery man. How much did it cost? No idea - ordered over the phone in October and no charge yet taken. Maybe its free!
Judocarter you need to order from patch! They will carry up the stairs for hou
and what kind of wrong un turns off the Christmas lights on their tree EVER? Ours twinkle permanently from the moment the tree is up until the sad day when it comes down for the season
I dont think i’d trust the lights if they stayed on all the time. They are over 20 years old and go back in the niches in the box every year to preserve them. They are chavvy multi coloured but act not chav at all because proper old fashioned colours with pink in there and not LED.
Tree bought and decorated yesterday, a 5ft blue spruce from the garden centre, can't remember the cost. Lights are blue and white, non-twinkling. Blue and silver tinsel, then a bit of colour variety with red and natural wood decorations.
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1. Have you got yours yet? Yes
2. Is it up yet? No
3. Where did you get it from? Berger Keramik, Vienna
4. How tall is it? 7".
5. How much was it? £20.00
6. When will you take it down? Twelfth Day of Christmas
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yes
yes
john lewis
about 7 foot
so much that I have not been made privvy to that information
dunno
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Yes
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Garden centre
200cm
£56
First weekend of January
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Heh i had a look at the prices in my local waitrose. such a rip off.
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Tbf it has lasted about 8 years.
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HTH
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How tall is it? 7".
Mr Coase should get a job tour managing for Spinal Tap
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two weeks till xmas and you don't have a tree yet.
fooking heathens
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1. Have you got yours yet? YES!!
2. Is it up yet? Went up on 1st
3. Where did you get it from - local garden centre
4. How tall is it? 7 footer
5. How much was it? £35
6. When will you take it down? 29th
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1. Have you got yours yet? YES ITS CHRISTMASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
2. Is it up yet? YES UMASSIVELOON
3. Where did you get it from B & Q
4. How tall is it? 6 FOOT FAKEYS
5. How much was it? ALRIGHT
6. When will you take it down? NEVER
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Won’t be getting one either,
I don’t decorate my flat
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Ps who tF buys a tree from John Lewis?!
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you live in a flat so the jokes on your tbf
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1. Yes, it's a fake one
2. Yes, it went up on 1st December
3. Don't know, my husband bought it
4. 4 foot
5. See 3.
6. Twelfth Night
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you* dammit.
now the jokes on me.
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Err my mrs. made that fairly clear above.
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I'm not sure i can think of anything more depressing than a 4 foot fake tree tbh
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It is a lovely tree. We don't have room for a huge one in our current place.
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get a bigger house then you grinch
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Shall I get my mummy to buy me one like yours did?
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i doubt your mother could afford it tbh
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1. Have you got yours yet? Yes
2. Is it up yet? Yes
3. Where did you get it from? Garden Centre
4. How tall is it? 8ft. It's fecking massive. Mr Nex likes a big tree. But then wants minimalalist decoration. Pah.
5. How much was it? £60
6. When will you take it down? Prolly around 1-2 January.
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Well, that and the fact that it's not really her job to pay for my housing given that I'm in my 30s.
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IHT mitigation is everyone's job regardless of age.
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Uh huh. Does she still pack your lunch for you too?
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We didn't have packed lunches at my school.
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Oh, don't tell me your parents actually paid for you to do GCSEs and A-levels. Did they realise there are schools you can go to for free, or were they worried about ickle Wellerz not being able to keep up?
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I think they just wanted me to go to one of the best schools in the country tbh
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Eton College is supposed to be one of the "best" schools in the country and look at some of the fookwits it churns out.
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And the rest are N/A. I'm in the process of packing for my move so there seems little point dealing with a tree at this point. That and I'm not going to be home at Christmas.
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where you moving to tom?
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1. Have you got yours yet? Yes.
2. Is it up yet? Yes I put it up yesterday
3. Where did you get it from? David Jones
4. How tall is it? 7ft
5. How much was it? $300
6. When will you take it down? Soon after New Years Day
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fooking hell. $300 aussie dollars is about £150 isn't it?
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1. Have you got yours yet? YES
2. Is it up yet? YES
3. Where did you get it from Online via patch - the nice man delivered it and put it in the stand for me
4. How tall is it? 8’
5. How much was it? £70ish I think?
6. When will you take it down? After the 12 days of Christmas ofc. When the nice man from patch will come and take it away
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Yes
Home Bargains
200cm
£9.99*
NYDish
* For years we've been paying £30 - 40 (up North) or £40 - 60 (down South). But the one from Home Bargains is a cracker for a tenner. Someone will probably tell me its a less ethically sound chopped down tree but I reckon its all pretty indefensible.
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I would just a presume a £9.99 tree would have dropped 90% of its needles by next weekend.
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I'll keep you posted. So far so good.
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I am getting one of them white wood things
this means that it can be my spring tree, summer tree and autumn tree also
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(I hate taking down Christmas trees)
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they're awful clergs, don't do it.
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1. Have you got yours yet? It is ordered.
2. Is it up yet? Nope, arrives next Monday and will go up same day.
3. Where did you get it from - Xmas tree dude based in the park near our house.
4. How tall is it? Not sure, Mrs DDS ordered it. 8 foot or so if last year is anything to go by.
5. How much was it? See above. Not sure. He is a bit more spenny than some cos he delivers.
6. When will you take it down? 3rd Jan but only cos we travel on the 4th otherwise would stay up until the earlier of 12th night and the day the council are picking them up.
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I like them, wellers
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they have built in twinkly lights
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the council picks up christmas trees in the middle east?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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1. Have you got yours yet? Nope, it's coming on Thursday
2. Is it up yet? Nope
3. Where did you get it from? fook knows, 'zzette ordered it
4. How tall is it? I'm told it will be 5'
5. How much was it? About £40 apparently
6. When will you take it down? 5 Jan probs.
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heh, no we are doing xmas at one of our other homes this year.
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Man, I'd love a Christmas tree, but I need a man to carry up to my flat.
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1. Have you got yours yet? Y
2. Is it up yet? Y
3. Where did you get it from? The shed
4. How tall is it? 7ft
5. How much was it? Can't remember. Probs £40ish
6. When will you take it down? Before the 6th January
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1. Have you got yours yet? Yes
2. Is it up yet? Yes
3. Where did you get it from? The loft (it's a fake one - I think originally it came from Homebase)
4. How tall is it? 5ft
5. How much was it? Can't remember. Not a lot as it was in the reduced section (no storage box).
6. When will you take it down? 5th or 6th January, probably.
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christmas trees are not that heavy, jc! and indeed quite easy to transport in one of those nets.
tho I am still getting the wood thing. twinkle twinkle.
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1. Have you got yours yet? Yes
2. Is it up yet? Yes, has been up for a week.
3. Where did you get it from? A flower stall on the high street
4. How tall is it? 200cm Nordman
5. How much was it? 70 (including a stand)
6. When will you take it down? On the 6th January when we get back from holiday.
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1. Have you got yours yet? Yes :)
2. Is it up yet? Yes :)
3. Where did you get it from not sure, I have tried to block the memories out
4. How tall is it? 7 ft?
5. How much was it? £35
6. When will you take it down? TBC
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I'm disappointed that there's no category to describe the lights! That's more telling than the tree.
Are your lights:
1. LED/older/real candles
2. white/warm yellow-ish/multicoloured/other
3. on all the time/sparkling/flashing/timed to the music of Silent Night?
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1. Have you got yours yet? Yes
2. Is it up yet? Yes
3. Where did you get it from? David Jones
4. How tall is it? About 6 foot
5. How much was it? About $400
6. When will you take it down? When we get back from holidays.
I bought lots of lovely new decorations for ours this year and was quite proud of it. Then my son saw the neighbour’s and cried himself to sleep two nights in a row because theirs was better than ours.
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$400!?!?!
do you aussies ship them over from Norway or something?
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Wellers, sorry about the delay, but as you asked, I'm moving to the Netherlands. At this very moment I am surrounded by packing boxes which is a pretty depressing way to spend a day off.
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Arrived on Thurs from a local garden centre.
7 ft magnificent tree. Put in the stand by delivery man. How much did it cost? No idea - ordered over the phone in October and no charge yet taken. Maybe its free!
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Mine’s fake - I get hayfever from the real ones unfortunately.
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I am beginning to understand why Abbs has no room for a freezer (and also why he failed his maths CSE)...
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Judocarter you need to order from patch! They will carry up the stairs for hou
and what kind of wrong un turns off the Christmas lights on their tree EVER? Ours twinkle permanently from the moment the tree is up until the sad day when it comes down for the season
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I dont think i’d trust the lights if they stayed on all the time. They are over 20 years old and go back in the niches in the box every year to preserve them. They are chavvy multi coloured but act not chav at all because proper old fashioned colours with pink in there and not LED.
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Tree bought and decorated yesterday, a 5ft blue spruce from the garden centre, can't remember the cost. Lights are blue and white, non-twinkling. Blue and silver tinsel, then a bit of colour variety with red and natural wood decorations.
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They are chavvy multi coloured but act not chav at all because proper old fashioned colours with pink in there and not LED.
Class distinctions based on the bulb type of your Christmas lights is strong even for ROF.
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Heh @ panko
They are so many years old they are an heirloom and were used for Prince Charles' marriage to lady Diana...
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We can't sell them because of the ivory in the bulb holders.
I think great aunt Penelope's ashes are embedded in the final run...
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fook incandescent lights for a game of London Fire Brigade
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=9&v=hMtjGfr0tYs
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Everything Martian Law said
*checks shed for portal just in case*
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