Where did you hear that Carrie has left?

There was a lot of "Where's Carrie?" on twitter 2-3 days ago, which I assume was hinting at this

no idea, but this stinks of cover up

and dominic cummings is all over it so I expect something will come out in the end

what heff said.   

I am bored of this but this is not making me want to "move on". it is making me want to make him go. 

If the tory party want to "move on" as he demands then the solution is he goes, we move on.

Funny that after his total disinterest in Beergate Heffa goes totally forensic over every detail of these parties. 

If all you have to rely on is this complete false equivalence then HEH! 

Well it's that or facing up to the fact that this is the most corrupt and incompetent government of modern British history so you can see why such a serious fan boy would take that route.

It seems the event that most scared Johnson, the “ABBA party” when Cummings left was not investigated by Sue Gray and it’s not entirely clear it was investigated by the Met either. 

Nor was it brought up in the Committee hearing, it seems.   Nothing more from the Met either.  

Looking back to the distant days of 2022 (OK it's the Grauniad but): https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2022/may/25/sue-gray-failure-to-investigate-alleged-abba-party-in-pm-flat-irks-mps

When the Met’s Operation Hillman came to an end last week, with 126 fines handed out, Gray said she “considered whether or not to conduct any further investigation into this event but concluded it was not appropriate or proportionate to do so”.

One senior Tory MP told the Guardian they believed it amounted to a cover-up. Another said it had the potential to be “the most damaging event of the bunch for Johnson personally” and suggested it was highly suspicious the event had not been looked at, given several of the people present are believed to be friends of Johnson’s wife.

A frontbench Conservative MP also said they were disappointed the Gray report “doesn’t clear up what parties did or didn’t happen in his flat”, and added: “I think he’s getting away lightly.”

Another Tory MP argued: “The report makes clear the PM attended party after party in his frat house.

“While he partied in his, others were domestically abused or isolated in theirs. The failure to investigate the infamous Abba party is a failure of courage and duty on the part of Gray.”

Presumably there was someone there massively embarrassing to all concerned. Perhaps we’ll never know.

Those up there belting out The Winner Takes It All must have included Cressida Dick and Sue Gray... 

I would have to struggle very hard to refrain from laughing if Carrie dumped Blobby.

When not if. She’s the type.

Presumably Sue Gray had no jurisdiction to investigate members of the public who were not employed by the civil service. And the police would have found no evidence.

This turned out to be the biggest load of bollocks on this thread though.

the solution is he goes, we move on.

Playguido if he had properly fvcked off instead of still claiming his MP's salary we and his voters would have