being an adult is awesome

you can do whatever you want, more or less

want to eat a giant doughnut right now?

fcking do it

want a big glass of wine with lunch?

well you might feel a bit tired afterwards but whatever, it's Friday

want to do a job that interests you and sack off everything that doesn't (including housework and tedes)?

DO IT

#adulthood

amazing

blood pressure pills, yay

bills - not so yay

having to cook for yourself - less yay

dealing with other adult twonks - even less yay

but wine - yay

Yeah all great until you have kids and then you either vicariously or personally have all the drawbacks of childhood and nobody buying you ice cream and ferrying you to football

They get ice cream. I get alcohol. Simple.

Fantastic!

Ice cream AND alcohol pls

Nah it sucks balls tbh

The very definition of being an adult is that you have these choices, and yet you still choose to be an adult.

That’s the litmus test.

If you’re presented with the options and you opt to stay in your pyjamas drinking margaritas, you are not an adult.

HTH.

Fuk u

You’re welcome.

Ha. “You aren’t a grown up cos you are lazy! And drinking in nightwear! Blaaaaah!”

Christ, you boring twot.

Could murder a margarita, actually.

I’m actually on my 3rd. But it is after a hard day at the swamp.

Margarita sounds a bit complicated.

It’s not. Lemon and lime juice, triple sec and tequila. It’s incredibly easy.

*fumbles*

Wot Dusters said.

I'm off spirits for microbiome reasons.

If i give you a live yogurt chaser after your tequila, you’ll be reet 😝

I've run out.

That’s what Amazon is for.

Too cold for margarita.

Interesting theory. I’m going to test your hypothesis.

I definitely think you can be an adult and drink cocktails in your pyjamas in fact it’s the very definition of adult because you want to get pissed but have already taken your bra off so no way you’re going out again.

Are you drinking cocktails at the moment OB. Your post did make me smile. Salut

Being an adult sucks imo. So much responsibility and so many worries, complications AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS SLEEP.

Tbf Gwen, you have been carrying other people for years and have been weighed down by that. I absolutely appreciate that being in that position can be unyielding. Big hugs, my love. I think you’re so effing incredible. xxxx

Pyjama prosecco for me tonight PS 🤣🥂

Friday night is traditionally a good night for Rabbis OB. That is not a widely known fact.

When you see them happy in Synagogue on Saturday it has more to do with Friday night activity than the haftorah, sermon and kiddush put together. IMHO of course.

We are watching Rough Diamond at the moment. Bit silly in places but also interesting and heartwarming in others. You may enjoy if not seen already x

So Mrs Rabbi needs to get in the queue on the Friday before all of the weekend god-bothering kicks off?

Agreed with OP

Having access to adult money is very decent

OB follow the Rabbi’s Friday night example. It’s much more fun and you’ll sleep so peacefully.

Prosecco, pyjamas and tooth pari here as soon as I get in assuming I survive (am currently near where the mystery husky ate the disabled man's nose a couple of weeks ago and it still hasn't been found)