It depends.

Not often because I usually have every expectation pf having one later that day; or already did. Or both. 

Hoolie has lots of sex? Never would have known

;)

A fooking lot

There was some concern on the board that me and the OH might be having a bad patch ML, just reassuring our fans all is well 

fair enough. I'm sure your fanbase is relieved

Thank god, live updates (webcam?) would be useful tho