Some firms achieved less than 50% for career development in the RollOnFriday Firm of the Year 2018 survey, indicating that the majority of respondents thought there was more chance of progressing in the deadly vacuum of space.
"The last time I checked the criteria for associateship" said a BLM (37%) junior lawyer, "it read 'must be able to jump through ring of fire backwards blindfolded with no expectation of wage increase'". A junior looking higher up the ladder said, "I found out how much salary partners get paid the other day. I'll be leaving as soon as I can". And anyway, said a senior solicitor, "I'm a good, technical lawyer with strong client care skills. There's no way I will fit in with upper management". A peer said, "either you are one of the management's happy boot lickers or you don't get on". But if you are..."If you can be a shameless self promoter", said a partner, "and good with stabbing colleagues in the guts then you may succeed. Plus being able to talk Man Utd helps too".
At Kennedys (23%) promotion "is dangled like a carrot". Partners "don't do enough to encourage and develop talented associates", said one of them. There was, said a junior solicitor, a "gulf" between the Solicitor and Senior Associate roles, because "the conditions to become an SA match those previously in place for junior partners".
It wasn't all despair from within the Golden Turd 2018. Irwin Mitchell (21%) offered a "good level of responsibility and clear career path", said a trainee. That was about it for the positives though. "The cleaner has more chance of progressing than any of the paralegals", said one of their number. "Why develop careers when you have to pay employees more?" said a junior solicitor. "Departments within the firm base their entire business model on not qualifying staff and are now trying to prevent qualification via cilex after having relied on the TC model for years to hold people back". A partner suggested helpfully, "Shag a partner and you might have a chance". Although he accepted that option may no longer be available "now that sex predators are being outed". Highlights last year for those seeking partnership, said a senior solicitor, "include the introduction of the the new 'senior associate' position between associate and partner, setting back the career trajectory of all mid-level IM solicitors by several years at the stroke of a pen. Well judged IM".
"Cronyism rules" at PI stumbler Slater & Gordon (20%), said a senior solicitor. "Unfortunately", said a junior lawyer, "I am neither Australian nor a non-qualified businessman, so I will never reach the top of the totem pole". There was, summed up a colleague, "No chance of progression or promotion, no chance of a pay rise, no point in trying". The firm pipped the Golden Turd to last place by one point.
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"The last time I checked the criteria for associateship" said a BLM (37%) junior lawyer, "it read 'must be able to jump through ring of fire backwards blindfolded with no expectation of wage increase'". A junior looking higher up the ladder said, "I found out how much salary partners get paid the other day. I'll be leaving as soon as I can". And anyway, said a senior solicitor, "I'm a good, technical lawyer with strong client care skills. There's no way I will fit in with upper management". A peer said, "either you are one of the management's happy boot lickers or you don't get on". But if you are..."If you can be a shameless self promoter", said a partner, "and good with stabbing colleagues in the guts then you may succeed. Plus being able to talk Man Utd helps too".
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At Kennedys (23%) promotion "is dangled like a carrot". Partners "don't do enough to encourage and develop talented associates", said one of them. There was, said a junior solicitor, a "gulf" between the Solicitor and Senior Associate roles, because "the conditions to become an SA match those previously in place for junior partners".
It wasn't all despair from within the Golden Turd 2018. Irwin Mitchell (21%) offered a "good level of responsibility and clear career path", said a trainee. That was about it for the positives though. "The cleaner has more chance of progressing than any of the paralegals", said one of their number. "Why develop careers when you have to pay employees more?" said a junior solicitor. "Departments within the firm base their entire business model on not qualifying staff and are now trying to prevent qualification via cilex after having relied on the TC model for years to hold people back". A partner suggested helpfully, "Shag a partner and you might have a chance". Although he accepted that option may no longer be available "now that sex predators are being outed". Highlights last year for those seeking partnership, said a senior solicitor, "include the introduction of the the new 'senior associate' position between associate and partner, setting back the career trajectory of all mid-level IM solicitors by several years at the stroke of a pen. Well judged IM".
"Cronyism rules" at PI stumbler Slater & Gordon (20%), said a senior solicitor. "Unfortunately", said a junior lawyer, "I am neither Australian nor a non-qualified businessman, so I will never reach the top of the totem pole". There was, summed up a colleague, "No chance of progression or promotion, no chance of a pay rise, no point in trying". The firm pipped the Golden Turd to last place by one point.
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If you want to earn good money, and if that is important, don’t join firms which operate in a depressed insurance market where rates are well behind inflation let alone what might be considered reasonable in 2018 for providing good quality advice to institutional clients. Get out now, or suck it up.
Given that Kennedys came runners up in the Golden Turd Award last year, outmatched only by KWM who were in administration at the time, suggests that its junior lawyers (or the lawyers willing to participate in the survey) must find it a dreadful place to work.
The comment by anon 09.12 is a breathtaking example of just how inept Management is at some firms: "if our junior lawyers are unhappy they should either f*ck off or stop complaining". Well, those who do leave are usually the good ones and those who hang around for long enough usually end up being promoted thereby perpetuating the endless cycle of clusterf*ckery.
Also, the suggestion that junior lawyers must be unhappy solely because of pay demonstrates a remarkable lack of insight and is pathetically small-minded. Pay may be a reason why some junior lawyers are unhappy but the real problem with a lot of these firms is that they are ruled by a politburo of incompetent partners.
Instead of wasting your life waiting for a promotion that isn't worth having, why not use your talents to get a proper job?
It’s called “greed”