Just received the following press release. Initially presumed it was a spoof, but extensive (3 seconds) internet searching has proved me wrong. Cannot find the words to do it justice:
"Cash and Curry, the British gangster flick is out on DVD from July 19th.
The film stars Kinga and Makosi of Big Brother fame. The gruesome twosome made the BB6 series with their impassioned antics, arguments and nudity. Kinga infamously made love to a bottle of wine and Makosi claimed that she bedded Antony in the housemate’s pool. (A claim which was denied viciously by Antony, the eventual winner of the show)
Also starring in this multi cultural gangster flick are Pooja Shah – voted Britain’s sexiest soap star ever by the News of the World, Tiny Iron the muscle in Dead Man Running and Ameet Chana of Bend it Like Beckham fame.
CASH AND CURRY SYNOPSIS:
Cash and Curry is the story of the Fascist UK Front who are fed up with the immigrants 'invading their country'. Added to their woes is the fact that London has been carved up between two rival drug lords - one black, the other Asian. This makes a mockery of the UK Front's war cry: "Ain't no black in the Union Jack!' Meanwhile, Raj (Ameet Chana, Bend It Like Beckham) and his friends (Pooja Shah and Ronny Jhutti, Eastenders) are tired of being "errand boys" at the bottom of London's criminal food chain.
Desperate ambition leads Raj into a dangerous double-cross that lands them in the middle of a gang war between two of the biggest drug lords in London: Gabbar (Manish Patel, Triads, Yardies & Onion Bhajees) and Isaac. To elude capture, Raj and his friends are forced to submerge themselves in farm life much to the dislike of the local racist skinhead who takes exception to this 'multicultural invasion' of the old English countryside! Meanwhile Gabbar and Isaac dispatch various henchmen, including Tiny (Andrew ‘Tiny Iron’ Harrison, Dead Man Running) to track down Raj, the money and the drugs!!"
So it actually is real. And as if Kinga and Makosi weren't enough, there's also Lee Latchford-Evans from Steps.
http://www.cashandcurry.com/