"...and as I shovelled the cat to the side of the road, I was reminded of our Lord Jesus Christ, who also helped the less fortunate find a place of sanctuary. Please stand for hymn 241, Make Me A Channel of Your Peace."
Please sit to enjoy this thought-provoking email from DWF's HR boss to the rest of the firm:
If they ever need a career change, any parish would be lucky to have them.
Got something? Send it in.
They need basements for all the dead bodies!
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That basement no doubt houses the coffins of dead careers.
I used to work in a firm with an actual vicar as HR director, and he never sent this kind of nonsense round.
I have often said that any function that has to completely rebrand itself frequently such as HR/Talent Management/People Solutions/Human Capital Management clearly has an issue.
It's funny how so many employees think the firm's focus is on them as humans rather than as resources.