1. Not Coldplay

2. Not Stormzy

3. Pretty much anyone else. Anyone. Literally, anyone. Like, Daphne & Celeste. Whatever. Doesn't matter. Points 1 and 3 are the most important.

4. Oh, no Toploader either.

5. Or Snow Patrol.

6. No Pidgeon Detectives/ Wombats/ Kooks/ other sound-a-like-clone-floppy-hair-gor-blimey-geezer rubbish.

I think they had it right about 28 years ago, to be honest:

Curve, Carter USM, Levellers, Lush, Neds, Senseless Things, Senser, PJ Harvey, Daisy Chainsaw, Dodgy, Cud (brilliant live), Frank & Walters, Ozric Tentacles, Spiritualised and Simon Munnery as Alan Parker: Urban Warrior for some comedy. 

I mean, OK, Ocean Duller Scene were there, but hey ho.

1. Bob Marley and the Wailers

2. Jimi Hendrix

3. Led Zeppelin 

4. The Grateful Dead

5. Prince

6. Bowie

And, admittedly, Lush only had one decent song (hypocrite), but the prospect of seeing Curve back then with Toni Halliday singing makes me, frankly, tumescent.

1. Bruce Springsteen

followed by

2. Elton John (with a cameo by Billy Joel)

followed by

3. Foo Fighters

and then to finish

4. Oasis

1. Beach Boys

2.Fleetwood Mac

3. Michael Jackson

4. Beatles

Heh @ some of the ancient answers above! Get with the programme, grandads.

Elsie Carlisle

Fred Astaire

Jack Hylton & his Orchestra

My ideal sunday Glastonbury line up is roast rib of beef, a decent malbec and popping the Cure on tv while finishing with spot of stilton.

I lived that dream.