Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 A neck and shoulder massage. Thank you for listening. Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 Shame you can't give virtual massages then Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 Yes, that is a shame. But, by the same token, Chris can't virtually bum anyone, so I suppose we should all be grateful. Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 Heh. Lots of things that can be done virtually but yes, bumming isn't one of them. Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 Unless you've got a carrot, a webcam, and a sense of adventure. Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 Carrot? Kinky Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 I would like someone to oil my feet and slowly caress it into my skin... Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 It's a utility vegetable Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 Also a shame foot massages can't be done virtually Fluffy Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 Steady fluffy, you may just have given ML an MI! Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 Clearly more useful than I thought, Stix. Whatever works for you I guess Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 I would love a shag right now Vote up! 0 Vote down! 1 Not me, love Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 Scratch up against the bannister Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 I suspect the massages would ordinarily lead that way anyways, Phoebe Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 I'm going to dry hump the bejesus out of my favourite cushion... Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 I’m too tired to shag again. Age catches up eventually. Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 wouldn't know, the idea of a massage makes me boak Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 Shaggy massage with lots of gagging . ./. soz Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 Even as part of foreplay, Phoebe? Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 Eewweeeeeewwwwww Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 TOM!!! Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 a massage is deffo not foreplay with me. Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 What is? Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 Being tied up and spanked I’m guessing. Im reminded of the old joke about what’s Australian foreplay? ”spread yer legs Sheila, I’m going in”. Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 To be in a round of beers with mates, at that point where you know you've already had too much but, sod it, another 5 won't hurt Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 foreplay for Phoebe is three pints and telling me that you would like to shag me Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 I do that every time I see you, I didn't realise it was foreplay Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 Only 3? I've been doing Rof drinks wrong Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 I only drink fizz. Shame. Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 you don't have to drink the pints GSM Vote up! 0 Vote down! 1 mmmmmmmmmm Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 Heed. Re-starting a round is a massive shout. You'll never get drinks value but you'll be the hero of the night. Buy a secret bottle of port too. Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 *drops monocle* Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 Hero of the night, but the devil incarnate to to the wives etc, when they all spill through their front doors later . I Always get the blame. Port would be a novelty.! Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 So anyway, what’re you wearing Phoebs? And how many pints in? Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 Laphroaig Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 I've sailed past the old man of hoy on the way to Kirkwall... its underwhelming Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 And there was I thinking that the Ozzie definition of foreplay was just swiping the used beercans off the bed! Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 And there was I thinking that the Ozzie definition of foreplay was just swiping the used beercans off the bed! Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 Puts me in mind of an old aussie drinking song Down by the billabong Underneath a cookaburra There I met a shiela Said brace yourself shiela For the best 7 seconds of your life Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 I would love a shag right now didnt know you were a pipe smoker. Virginia or Smooth? Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 Right now I would like the following: 1. A decent coffee 2. Some actual contemporaneous sport to watch on the telly Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 you can have anything you like provided you agree to the plod checking it out live... Refresh Back to board Join the discussion Login Register
Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 Yes, that is a shame. But, by the same token, Chris can't virtually bum anyone, so I suppose we should all be grateful.
Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 Heh. Lots of things that can be done virtually but yes, bumming isn't one of them.
Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 Being tied up and spanked I’m guessing. Im reminded of the old joke about what’s Australian foreplay? ”spread yer legs Sheila, I’m going in”.
Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 To be in a round of beers with mates, at that point where you know you've already had too much but, sod it, another 5 won't hurt
Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 foreplay for Phoebe is three pints and telling me that you would like to shag me
Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 Heed. Re-starting a round is a massive shout. You'll never get drinks value but you'll be the hero of the night. Buy a secret bottle of port too.
Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 Hero of the night, but the devil incarnate to to the wives etc, when they all spill through their front doors later . I Always get the blame. Port would be a novelty.!
Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 I've sailed past the old man of hoy on the way to Kirkwall... its underwhelming
Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 And there was I thinking that the Ozzie definition of foreplay was just swiping the used beercans off the bed!
Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 And there was I thinking that the Ozzie definition of foreplay was just swiping the used beercans off the bed!
Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 Puts me in mind of an old aussie drinking song Down by the billabong Underneath a cookaburra There I met a shiela Said brace yourself shiela For the best 7 seconds of your life
Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 I would love a shag right now didnt know you were a pipe smoker. Virginia or Smooth?
Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 Right now I would like the following: 1. A decent coffee 2. Some actual contemporaneous sport to watch on the telly
Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 you can have anything you like provided you agree to the plod checking it out live...
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Shame you can't give virtual massages then
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Yes, that is a shame. But, by the same token, Chris can't virtually bum anyone, so I suppose we should all be grateful.
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Heh.
Lots of things that can be done virtually but yes, bumming isn't one of them.
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Unless you've got a carrot, a webcam, and a sense of adventure.
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Carrot? Kinky
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I would like someone to oil my feet and slowly caress it into my skin...
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It's a utility vegetable
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Also a shame foot massages can't be done virtually Fluffy
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Steady fluffy, you may just have given ML an MI!
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Clearly more useful than I thought, Stix. Whatever works for you I guess
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I would love a shag right now
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Not me, love
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Scratch up against the bannister
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I suspect the massages would ordinarily lead that way anyways, Phoebe
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I'm going to dry hump the bejesus out of my favourite cushion...
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I’m too tired to shag again. Age catches up eventually.
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wouldn't know, the idea of a massage makes me boak
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Shaggy massage with lots of gagging .
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soz
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Even as part of foreplay, Phoebe?
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Eewweeeeeewwwwww
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TOM!!!
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a massage is deffo not foreplay with me.
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What is?
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Being tied up and spanked I’m guessing.
Im reminded of the old joke about what’s Australian foreplay?
”spread yer legs Sheila, I’m going in”.
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To be in a round of beers with mates, at that point where you know you've already had too much but, sod it, another 5 won't hurt
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foreplay for Phoebe is three pints and telling me that you would like to shag me
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I do that every time I see you, I didn't realise it was foreplay
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Only 3? I've been doing Rof drinks wrong
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I only drink fizz. Shame.
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you don't have to drink the pints GSM
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mmmmmmmmmm
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Heed. Re-starting a round is a massive shout. You'll never get drinks value but you'll be the hero of the night. Buy a secret bottle of port too.
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*drops monocle*
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Hero of the night, but the devil incarnate to to the wives etc, when they all spill through their front doors later . I Always get the blame. Port would be a novelty.!
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So anyway, what’re you wearing Phoebs? And how many pints in?
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Laphroaig
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I've sailed past the old man of hoy on the way to Kirkwall... its underwhelming
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And there was I thinking that the Ozzie definition of foreplay was just swiping the used beercans off the bed!
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And there was I thinking that the Ozzie definition of foreplay was just swiping the used beercans off the bed!
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Puts me in mind of an old aussie drinking song
Down by the billabong
Underneath a cookaburra
There I met a shiela
Said brace yourself shiela
For the best 7 seconds of your life
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didnt know you were a pipe smoker. Virginia or Smooth?
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Right now I would like the following:
1. A decent coffee
2. Some actual contemporaneous sport to watch on the telly
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you can have anything you like provided you agree to the plod checking it out live...
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