wish I were a chic Scandi businesswoman like in a noir tv series

(only neither murdered nor implicated in any way in a murder - next office block along from any murders or murderers)

I'm afraid that the announcement of series 2 of Snow Angels last month means that there are now no office blocks, homes, families, political parties, police forces or social clubs in the whole of Scandinavia which are not directly involved in a fictional murder 

it's weird how scandis view themselves versus the rest of the world, it's like they have never considered what a constant feed of horrific murder shows, pitch black winter sets and psychological trauma twists would be interpreted as 

"oh we'Are a such a fuhn and happhy peepul!" 

"errr, but aren't you all moaping around in the dark and constantly murdering people?" 

it's like when some idiot started that "scandi fashion" trend in the 00s and now you can't book a hotel in Stockholm without 500 different shaped pillows or a bed shaped like a harp or a cat's anus to hang your jacket on instead of a hook because they've all got it into their heads that they need to do "scandi design" 

weird place

but Copenhagen food is hard to top

Rham, the series you want for cool Scandi women in business suits, in swish offices, and swish kitchen, with no murders, is Borgen, the politics one. 

The plot and the dialogue are dull and repetitive 'I will talk to the chairman of the minority socialist party if you keep the media at bay' but it doesn't matter, it's worth it for the suits.