WILL RISHI SUNAK NOW APPOINT NADINE DORRIES TO THE HOUSE OF LORDS?!?

NOW THAT THE BY-ELECTIONS ARE DONE WITH HE CAN FINALLY GET ON WITH IT!!

ARISE LADY DORRIES!!

Love the way that fat alex knew literally months in advance that his biggest cheerleader had been turned down for a peerage, but in an entirely characteristic way lacked the guts to actually tell her and just left her hanging out there.