https://twitter.com/secrettory12/status/1663534291970674688?t=ZhQRfQY-y… ‘Tory brand is starting to get a bit toxic’ are they tweeting from 1979? 1 Vote up! James Daly 0 Vote up! Dorries 0 Vote up! Risky 2 Vote up! Tobias Ellwood or Johnny Mercer maybe? Always struck me as less nutty than most (more misguided). Or Tugendhat although he seems to lack the humour. 2 Vote up! Whoever it is (clearly not an actual MP you gullible berks) they are very funny. The book is excellent. 0 Vote up! Theresa May 0 Vote up! well, they have said they are an MP so 2 Vote up! The thing is, if they are actually a Tory MP, then the irony is that they will be expecting to be congratulated or praised for stepping down and unmasking themselves Instead, what they will find is that every single voting decision they made or statement they made publicly will be instantly scrutinised, and they will receive a lot of flak from both sides. There are very few Tory MP rebels if any - David Davis another contender perhaps 2 Vote up! Seriously? You think the secret tory twitter account who publishes a fake letter every week and used to run the parody mark ne pas francois account might be a real MP? You think this for real? 0 Vote up! RR we can but hope would be hilarious if true 0 Vote up! I really, really want this to be Penny Mordaunt, more than anything. 0 Vote up! "well, they have said they are an MP so" They have also said they have an OBE and they are a part time arms dealer, and those two things haven't gone together since the 80s. 2 Vote up! 9am today for the big reveal… 0 Vote up! Someone called George 0 Vote up! Some comedy writer bloke called Henry Morris who I've never heard of, but nice to see Rosie Holt also involved. https://twitter.com/secrettory12/status/1663817399303299074?t=YmAIkQLMpovRw0Amuc_zAg&s=19 0 Vote up! ugggh 1 Vote up! Did anyone actually expect this to be a Tory MP? Fücking lolololololol @ you 1 Vote up! no, I expected it to be an FBPE smuggard *collects winnings * 3 Vote up! SAVE FACE MUCH? 1 Vote up! DIED OF THE VACCINE 1 Vote up! He has a message for you dullards who fell for it. "If people are feeling cheated I'm not a real MP, I'd like to say I'm sorry," Morris said. "But I'm not. It's got a lot more to do with the behaviour of the people sitting in Westminster, than my skills as a con artist." LOLOLOL 0 Vote up! So it's not a Conservative MP. It's a chippy bellend with a mullet. What an utter waste of time Twitter is. 3 Vote up! indeed, dux indeed 1 Vote up! "oh I saaaay I'm sewwwww funnny" 1 Vote up! The bitter tears taste so good 0 Vote up! Pathetic waste of time. I was hoping for Charles Walker or someone of that ilk. 0 Vote up! YUM YUM 0 Vote up! Eh? Surely anyone who is critical of the Government would have been hoping it was a serious MP? 1 Vote up! Rosie Holt is excellent. 2 Vote up! So lame. 1 Vote up! Cirque de so lame 0 Vote up! Did he actually say “proto-fascist”? Yeah all dictators here in the UK. No democracy at all. 0 Vote up! Refresh Back to board Join the discussion Login Register 0 Vote up!