The thing is, if they are actually a Tory MP, then the irony is that they will be expecting to be congratulated or praised for stepping down and unmasking themselves
Instead, what they will find is that every single voting decision they made or statement they made publicly will be instantly scrutinised, and they will receive a lot of flak from both sides.
There are very few Tory MP rebels if any - David Davis another contender perhaps
Seriously? You think the secret tory twitter account who publishes a fake letter every week and used to run the parody mark ne pas francois account might be a real MP? You think this for real?
He has a message for you dullards who fell for it.
"If people are feeling cheated I'm not a real MP, I'd like to say I'm sorry," Morris said. "But I'm not. It's got a lot more to do with the behaviour of the people sitting in Westminster, than my skills as a con artist."
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‘Tory brand is starting to get a bit toxic’
are they tweeting from 1979?
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James Daly
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Dorries
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Risky
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Tobias Ellwood or Johnny Mercer maybe? Always struck me as less nutty than most (more misguided). Or Tugendhat although he seems to lack the humour.
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Whoever it is (clearly not an actual MP you gullible berks) they are very funny. The book is excellent.
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Theresa May
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well, they have said they are an MP so
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The thing is, if they are actually a Tory MP, then the irony is that they will be expecting to be congratulated or praised for stepping down and unmasking themselves
Instead, what they will find is that every single voting decision they made or statement they made publicly will be instantly scrutinised, and they will receive a lot of flak from both sides.
There are very few Tory MP rebels if any - David Davis another contender perhaps
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Seriously? You think the secret tory twitter account who publishes a fake letter every week and used to run the parody mark ne pas francois account might be a real MP? You think this for real?
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RR we can but hope
would be hilarious if true
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I really, really want this to be Penny Mordaunt, more than anything.
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"well, they have said they are an MP so"
They have also said they have an OBE and they are a part time arms dealer, and those two things haven't gone together since the 80s.
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9am today for the big reveal…
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Someone called George
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Some comedy writer bloke called Henry Morris who I've never heard of, but nice to see Rosie Holt also involved.
https://twitter.com/secrettory12/status/1663817399303299074?t=YmAIkQLMpovRw0Amuc_zAg&s=19
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ugggh
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Did anyone actually expect this to be a Tory MP?
Fücking lolololololol @ you
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no, I expected it to be an FBPE smuggard
*collects winnings *
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SAVE FACE MUCH?
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DIED OF THE VACCINE
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He has a message for you dullards who fell for it.
LOLOLOL
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So it's not a Conservative MP. It's a chippy bellend with a mullet.
What an utter waste of time Twitter is.
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indeed, dux
indeed
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"oh I saaaay I'm sewwwww funnny"
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The bitter tears taste so good
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Pathetic waste of time. I was hoping for Charles Walker or someone of that ilk.
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YUM YUM
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Eh? Surely anyone who is critical of the Government would have been hoping it was a serious MP?
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Rosie Holt is excellent.
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So lame.
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Cirque de so lame
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Did he actually say “proto-fascist”?
Yeah all dictators here in the UK. No democracy at all.
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