Performed the trick of the mythical oozlum bird I believe 

I found him. He was tugging off a BBC into his wife's Bucket. 

Here's a link to the full report if anyone is bored/interested:

https://viewfromll2.files.wordpress.com/2019/04/mueller-report.pdf

waiting for something to appear on Reddit/8chan that he can post in the hope that people might think he is edgy and original