No. I might be breaking it off with maths professor but that's entirely unrelated. And I'm giving him another date to check I'm not being premature on that front too (the math prof).
I often think it's a shame our current society puts so much emphasis on sex being important/exclusive etc. I'm jealous of the free love brigade! It would be great to have dinner and sex as a matter of course.
I can't think of any woman I've ever had dinner with, who wasn't a relation or a colleague, who I wouldn't have wanted to have sex with; and tbh, I probably did have sex with most of them.
He got strangely excited talking about Brexit and related political shiz. He showed me his tory membership card.
Good table manners?
He offered to order me a drink when I was en route as I was 5 minutes late and premised the offer with something about not putting GHB in my drink, which I appreciated.
Best thing about him/her?
I imagined he would be a toned down version of LA but he was more LA than even LA is on the board. Won’t refer to the specific discussion as what happens off board stays off board and I’m sure LA will post about it one day and at the appropriate juncture but when you’re asking someone what is wrong with them and who hurt them… yeah. Um. Hmmm.
Would you introduce him/her to your friends?
If they were in the vicinity I’d have no qualms saying this is LA. I wouldn’t let anyone I knew date him though. Sorry LA. But no.
Describe him/her in three words
Tory. Brexiteer. Vengeful.
What do you think he/she made of you?
No idea.
Did you go on somewhere?
No.
And… did you kiss?
No.
If you could change one thing about the evening, what would it be?
Nothing particularly. The evening met expectations.
Marks out 10?
I’m giving LA a solid 7 because he was very entertaining in a Machiavellian sort of way and stayed far more on brand than I expected.
Would you meet again?
If LA wants to join for RoF drinks he would be very welcome and I’d happily chat to him. However there won’t be any one to ones.
I can't think of any woman I've ever had dinner with, who wasn't a relation or a colleague, who I wouldn't have wanted to have sex with; and tbh, I probably did have sex with most of them.
There is a certain point in almost all my interactions with women when I think I'd like to have sex with them, and would it not be great to be able to say something?
There is a reason people have more sex on holidays, we are free of our boring society norms.
in any event, what a truly rancid little streak of piss you are, LA. But I guess all that disappointment and failure, and being confronted on a daily basis by all the ways you are below par might do that to a person...
What Wibble said. Every man when talking to a woman he hasn't met before is having an inner monologue about whether he wood and it probably tends to come down on the side of he wood.
I have never bothered to go on a date with a man I wasn't prepared to consider having sex with
Sometimes you don't know if you want to have sex with someone or not until you get to know them a bit. Sometimes you just go on a date because you're bored and have nothing better to do.
I would never go on a date because I was bored and had nothing better to do. I can think of many things I'd prefer to do over going a date with someone that I don't find remotely attractive.
Honestly wibble is just being genuine, it’s a true insight I shit you not.
Like the bishop of bath and Wells once said “You see, I am a colossal pervert. Do anything, to anything, animal, vegetable or mineral” (apologies if that quote isn’t spot on, It was from memory).
Men just like to buy women drinks and dinner and hope like hell they’ll let the bloke pop it in. I think most of the reasons I got laid was boredom on the part of the female. It’s the thrill of the hunt and all that.
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Have you got a nice watch on m7?
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I do, yes. What has that got to do with the price of fish?
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The watch will not matter. LA is the legendary unpolishable...
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I hope Stix will do the blind date questionnaire post this date too.
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Lipstick on a pig m7
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Does meh know about this?
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Ze boyz are more jel than the gurlz
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Sigh.
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Love struck already?
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I reckon she'll eat him alive. Either that, or they'll end up on a five day gak bender and will be married by tuesday.
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You'll be the third cock she's seen this week
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oof
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You'll be the third cock she's seen this week
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And so what?
Do you subscribe to some weird roastie nonsense theory?
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It was just a joke about LA m8
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Happy to do the post-date report. If I can remember the log in for my nonny...
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Is this car crash actually happening?
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Nonny still works!
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I’m still alive!
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Yay!!
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Did you actually meet him?
why??
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Just looked up roastie
wish I hadn’t
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Last minute availability etc. I’m heading home now and everything is fiiiiiiiine
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Are you breaking it off with the COO and the maths professor now that you’ve met LA?
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Is there some sort of rebound going on?
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No. I might be breaking it off with maths professor but that's entirely unrelated. And I'm giving him another date to check I'm not being premature on that front too (the math prof).
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Good plan
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I meant generally tho, and going on a date with resident alien
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Did he try to snort coke off your lovelies?
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No. Although I did not put my lovelies on display. Seemed the safest option.
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Wise beyond your years.
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this thread is thus far a disappointment
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I’ll respond tomorrow. Get stix to do the bobby questionnaire.
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Nonny ffs. Stupid autocorrect.
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Questions:
What were you hoping for?
First impressions?
What did you talk about?
Any awkward moments?
Good table manners?
Best thing about him/her?
Would you introduce him/her to your friends?
Describe him/her in three words
What do you think he/she made of you?
Did you go on somewhere?
And… did you kiss?
If you could change one thing about the evening, what would it be?
Marks out 10?
Would you meet again?
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[email protected]
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Heh@ the Guardian dates questionnaire
”Table manners” is such a rubbish q
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This is what rof's all about!
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do we have answers yet. We need answers people!
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I often think it's a shame our current society puts so much emphasis on sex being important/exclusive etc. I'm jealous of the free love brigade! It would be great to have dinner and sex as a matter of course.
But then, would making love lose it's caché?
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Would you really want to have sex with every woman you have dinner with? (Excluding your mother, sister etc. obviously.)
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Responses sent
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I can't think of any woman I've ever had dinner with, who wasn't a relation or a colleague, who I wouldn't have wanted to have sex with; and tbh, I probably did have sex with most of them.
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The results are in!
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First up: Meh
What were you hoping for?
Nothing. Something amusing for the board I guess?
First impressions?
Normal looking. Not massively paraweaselesque. A bit posh.
What did you talk about?
Work. Brexit. Politics. Dating. Vengeance. Psychology.
Any awkward moments?
He got strangely excited talking about Brexit and related political shiz. He showed me his tory membership card.
Good table manners?
He offered to order me a drink when I was en route as I was 5 minutes late and premised the offer with something about not putting GHB in my drink, which I appreciated.
Best thing about him/her?
I imagined he would be a toned down version of LA but he was more LA than even LA is on the board. Won’t refer to the specific discussion as what happens off board stays off board and I’m sure LA will post about it one day and at the appropriate juncture but when you’re asking someone what is wrong with them and who hurt them… yeah. Um. Hmmm.
Would you introduce him/her to your friends?
If they were in the vicinity I’d have no qualms saying this is LA. I wouldn’t let anyone I knew date him though. Sorry LA. But no.
Describe him/her in three words
Tory. Brexiteer. Vengeful.
What do you think he/she made of you?
No idea.
Did you go on somewhere?
No.
And… did you kiss?
No.
If you could change one thing about the evening, what would it be?
Nothing particularly. The evening met expectations.
Marks out 10?
I’m giving LA a solid 7 because he was very entertaining in a Machiavellian sort of way and stayed far more on brand than I expected.
Would you meet again?
If LA wants to join for RoF drinks he would be very welcome and I’d happily chat to him. However there won’t be any one to ones.
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Let me know when you're ready for LA. I'm off to make a cuppa.
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I have met LA. I would describe him more as Uriah Heap than Machiavelli
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I'm very intrigued by the descriptor vengeful. I don't think I've ever had dinner with anyone I would describe in that manner.
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Heh @ Uriah Heap
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blindtom20 Feb 20 09:35
I'm very intrigued by the descriptor vengeful. I don't think I've ever had dinner with anyone I would describe in that manner.
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you've had dinner with me
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LA is a dick
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You're not vengeful, you're a pussycat
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you just made an enemy for life!
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Sumo I wouldn't have described you as vengeful. At least it didn't dominate your chat to such an extent that it was something I remembered.
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"when you’re asking someone what is wrong with them and who hurt them… yeah. Um. Hmmm."
good lord
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Ain't been a cat that fat since bagpuss
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Oi Stix - cough up LA's answers!
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Here are the ever charming LA's answers:
What were you hoping for?
Simply to satisfy my curiosity.
First impressions?
Cookie cutter ‘fette. Reminded me of the other one I met. Despite protesting “it’s not a date! It’s not a date” it seemed she had gone to some effort.
What did you talk about?
Dating, drugs, careers, politics (Brexit and Trump), holidays, my mate’s wedding (which I intend on ruining).
Any awkward moments?
No.
Good table manners?
We weren’t sitting at a table
Best thing about him/her?
She had some interesting dating stories to tell.
Would you introduce him/her to your friends?
No.
Describe him/her in three words
I think I already did “Cookie cutter fette”
What do you think he/she made of you?
Couldn’t care less. She did remark that I became more “Legal Alien” as the evening went on.
Did you go on somewhere?
I went home. I was starving.
And… did you kiss?
Certainly not
If you could change one thing about the evening, what would it be?
Marks out 10?
5
Would you meet again?
No.
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"my mate’s wedding (which I intend on ruining)"
good lord
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Interesting. In my mind he's now a cross between Iago from Othello and Iago from Aladdin
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Top quality khuntery from LA there!
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You must have pretty low standards.
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Yes I think I see where the vengeful comment came from now.
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did he confess to being the serial outer?
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"you must have pretty low standards"
Not compared to the women
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I just haven't had dinner with many women outside of the context of dates.
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Heh @ Wang
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Tory. Brexiteer. Vengeful.
Sure you met LA, and not Dux?
I rate LA more highly after this. Good lad.
Meh remains meh.
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Laz does this mean you have had sex with several of your relatives?
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I said excepting relatives u jackass
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would explain a lot
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(I am not a Norwich fan)
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"cookie cutter 'fette" made me LOL tbf
not in an anti meh way FAOD
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nice to be validated so quickly.
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Lady Penelope,
There is a certain point in almost all my interactions with women when I think I'd like to have sex with them, and would it not be great to be able to say something?
There is a reason people have more sex on holidays, we are free of our boring society norms.
Basically, what Laz said.
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Even when I was single I very rarely looked at a man and wanted to have sex with him. Even men I was on dates with.
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Men mostly want to put their dicks in anything they can.
Women mostly don't want most men to put their dicks in them.
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whoopity doo
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What does it even mean?
in any event, what a truly rancid little streak of piss you are, LA. But I guess all that disappointment and failure, and being confronted on a daily basis by all the ways you are below par might do that to a person...
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What Wibble said. Every man when talking to a woman he hasn't met before is having an inner monologue about whether he wood and it probably tends to come down on the side of he wood.
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well done for both being good sports
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Men are gross eh
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c.75% of women between 20 and 60 that I'm not related to and don't work with: wood
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Stix, I think it is probably your turn to next go for a drink with LA
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we're kinda getting to the point where LA is being actually pimped out by the Rof group mind
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This makes me wonder what feedback I would get on a date
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"Even when I was single I very rarely looked at a man and wanted to have sex with him. Even men I was on dates with."
I have never bothered to go on a date with a man I wasn't prepared to consider having sex with
so tbf to the men here wood/wood not is not an unusual assessment to make of people
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As I said last time, I have already met LA years ago, and I'm not really interested in doing it again. I know he feels the same way.
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we should assemble a rof dating dream team
LA
Tecco
BREXIT
Tarquin
and unleash them secret camera style on a room of unsuspecting speed daters
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Sometimes you don't know if you want to have sex with someone or not until you get to know them a bit. Sometimes you just go on a date because you're bored and have nothing better to do.
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I'm next aren't I. Meh - what do you say? lol
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I would never go on a date because I was bored and had nothing better to do. I can think of many things I'd prefer to do over going a date with someone that I don't find remotely attractive.
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Heh. No. I'm done with novelty drinks for this year I think.
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It's for Rof, a good and wholesome charitable cause.
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lol @ novelty. We've matched at least twice on dating sites faod.
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I don't know, I've been on fun dates with men I didn't sleep with. It was better than a night at home watchinig TV.
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Poor Iggers, rejected in favour of LA!
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I smell desperation and I love it.
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Honestly wibble is just being genuine, it’s a true insight I shit you not.
Like the bishop of bath and Wells once said “You see, I am a colossal pervert. Do anything, to anything, animal, vegetable or mineral” (apologies if that quote isn’t spot on, It was from memory).
Men just like to buy women drinks and dinner and hope like hell they’ll let the bloke pop it in. I think most of the reasons I got laid was boredom on the part of the female. It’s the thrill of the hunt and all that.
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