Am just about to make orange, banana and ginger smoothie. Late breakfast.

Sounds rather healthier than mine. 

Fair dinkum for only just rolling out of bed though. 

Got a one hour call at 1pm followed by a 1.5 hour call at 2pm. When I rule the world meetings between 1-3 will be banned. C@nts.

No not just rolled out of bed. Just to clarify that. 

Salt beef bagel pickles and mustard. The downside is that it’s post endoscopy. 

An Italian ciabatta sandwich so authentic it pinches your colleague’s arse and calls them Caro 

brie and pate on crusty white bread with spring onions, cherry tomatoes and cucumber on the side.  Would love a glass of red with it but will resist.

Why resist? Do you work in Saudi? 

humous and crudites (celery, carrot, cucumber and peppers) and an apple.  

brie and pate on crusty white bread with spring onions, cherry tomatoes and cucumber on the side.  Would love a glass of red with it but will resist.

Guy, could you BE more French? [/Chandler intonation]

Other than the resisting part, I guess

Too-healthy soup potato carrot spinach on ham and bean stock. Will make up for healthiness by eating a meringue after it. 

trying to decide what will go well with Fava beans and a nice Chianti

Greggs peri-peri chicken pasta. Meh.

Oh, and a sparkling Mango & orange (also Greggs) with lots of ice, topped off with the remains of a bottle of Smirnoff. Just so I can put it out to be recycled, obvs.

Itsu gyoza with an overpriced pot of cut pineapple.

It was chicken schnitzel for me

Grilled chicken and chorizo omelette.

Grilled cheese sandwich with cherry toms.