That I'm a persona created in order to conceal my true identity as a 2nd Lieutenant in the US Army (Special Forces) and a hillbilly-moonshiner from Maynardville, Tennessee.
One of the most disappointing but in retrospect unsurprising posts I ever saw on here was hotblack desiato saying he named himself after the estate agent and moreover had never read HHGTTG
No, I actually assumed that someone who had chosen to have the word “Royalty” as part of their ROF name might be a fan of the royalty. People like me - who have conviction in their beliefs - wouldn’t even want to run that risk of wrongly being associated as a fan.
Some of them for some of their actions….yes, I do. Their attacks on IDF outposts for example….no issue with that after the cruelty and oppression that they’ve experienced at the hands of Israel.
But let’s not get distracted on this thread. This is for us to focus on choice of RoF names and how you chose to honour your heroes in the British monarchy. So sad.
That I was trying to reference a quote by a theoretical physicist* about us all being stardust. But I do also like Neil Gaiman (but that wasn’t my initial point).
The idea that someone calls themselves ‘rof royalty’ because of their support for the monarchy is ridiculous. It is clearly meant in the sense of ‘the elite of rof’, which is of course what makes the effluent that issues from its hands all the more ironic
Had I spelt it correctly, Fleur is part of my surname in another language, the ending -issima is for the love of all things Latin/Italian and I don’t know what I was thinking when I added ‘2020’ to the username.
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I was a big fan of chocolate based crunchy biscuits
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Wind up merchant often wrongly identified by weirdos as strongly left wing
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Not sure, can't quite put my finger on anything
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Win win.
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I poop cubes
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In the summer I sails.
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I used to be a little bit too interested in the Marquis de Sade and failed to anticipate that I was inadvertently naming myself after a minor royal.
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I hate Richard Sharpe but I love Mother!
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My father is Dick Van Dyke.
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i speak in riddles
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I am Knut
And I am not talking about the famous polar bear (or was it a Panda 🐼?) in Berlin Zoo
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PS — does the title of the OP reveal that penguin 🐧 is an estate agent?
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I am the part of the brain that deals with the perception of time
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I am a time bandit
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I cube poops
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I live at 29 Acacia Road
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I read minds non consensually
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I learned important parts of French aurally.
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I learned important parts of French aurally.
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I question Obama’s nationality
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lol, my thoughts exactly!
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Similar courtroom skills.
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I model myself on him.
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I'm gon send you to outta space.
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I am bright orange and nearly as wide as I am tall.
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The estate agent reference is confusing me
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Well, duh.
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I have risen as far as I am going to get and I am a bit rubbish.
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I like living beside the ocean, eat a primarily meat based diet and enjoy solitude.
I also like to befriend the wildlife.
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I spend a lot of time dealing with windmills (but sadly don't ride a tricycle or spend my time getting smashed on home made cider)
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I needed to think of a new username and was devoid of inspiration until my eyes glanced upon a LexisNexis advert in the mail pile on my desk.
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That I couldn't be arsed to write "BuzzAldrinsBallbag" again when my original account got banned.
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I am big and bad and called William.
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That I'm a persona created in order to conceal my true identity as a 2nd Lieutenant in the US Army (Special Forces) and a hillbilly-moonshiner from Maynardville, Tennessee.
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One of the most disappointing but in retrospect unsurprising posts I ever saw on here was hotblack desiato saying he named himself after the estate agent and moreover had never read HHGTTG
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Gorlami might be my favourite of current RoF logins.
Grey Area used to be my favourite coffeeshop in Amsterdam.
Spooky.
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No matter how many times you think you have, I can’t be destroyed
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... and you'll always wait for the lift.
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Daleks have been able to go up stairs since - what - Sylvester McCoy bring the doctor
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*being
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This you sun?
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No that's Davos.
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If it was, I’d still be prettier than you 💋
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I spend a lot of my time in a small, but beautifully formed, autonomous principality in Spain.
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I'm Welsh.
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I’ll be back.
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That I’m from the seaside.
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Please see above...
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That's Davros. Davos is a town in Switzerland where the WEF get together.
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That I’ve spent most of this season crying.
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My username needs no explanation. It also happens to annoy all the right people.
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Prince Andrew?
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Ooh. Vicious blow there from Prodders.
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I despise the real monarchy prodders as you well know, especially that nonce you mention. The nonces on rof are mostly in favour of the Windsors...
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My name suggests that I am a Norwich City supporter.
Oh, hang on, I may be confusing myself with Jim......
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That’s why I presumed you’d be glad to annoy him.
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I'm an enigma
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Well, that’s a surprise
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You make a lot of assumptions
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No more than most. But yes, this could be the first thing I’ve seen you write that I agree with. Law of averages I guess
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So you thought because I find your meatshielding for Hamas abhorrent that I would automatically be a bit of a simp for the King? Bizarre.
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There you are…back to being your normal self.
No, I actually assumed that someone who had chosen to have the word “Royalty” as part of their ROF name might be a fan of the royalty. People like me - who have conviction in their beliefs - wouldn’t even want to run that risk of wrongly being associated as a fan.
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You have conviction in your belief that Hamas were justified in their actions on Oct 7 for sure.
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Some of them for some of their actions….yes, I do. Their attacks on IDF outposts for example….no issue with that after the cruelty and oppression that they’ve experienced at the hands of Israel.
But let’s not get distracted on this thread. This is for us to focus on choice of RoF names and how you chose to honour your heroes in the British monarchy. So sad.
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Maybe I like cheese. Maybe I'm an undiversified Benelux fromage fund.
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Always keep them guessing, right?
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That I was trying to reference a quote by a theoretical physicist* about us all being stardust. But I do also like Neil Gaiman (but that wasn’t my initial point).
*turns out he was actually real
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Prime Minister of the United Kingdom. 1997 - 2007.
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I like dogs and chocolate.
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Mine’s my real name.
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The idea that someone calls themselves ‘rof royalty’ because of their support for the monarchy is ridiculous. It is clearly meant in the sense of ‘the elite of rof’, which is of course what makes the effluent that issues from its hands all the more ironic
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It’s not his fault he’s a t wat*
*it is
Extrapolate
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The middle name of a colleague who walking past my office whilst i was searching for inspiration for a name.
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I once worked in canary wharf and am so old and have been on here so long that I had fairly recently watched some star trek.
I've been on here more than two decades.
fooking hell.
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ah kaulbach i’ve always assumed its just that u relay scrambled messages 4 other ppl
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I am a pretentious literary girl nerd
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I’m still confused about estate agents
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Ignore them. They're just making fun of your atrocious grammar.
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He-he, I should've been Fleur-issima, but I typed it Fluer-issima. So it was a one big typo in 2020!
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wot octo sed - it’s a sneer at ur use of “urself”
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Very little.
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Is that near 22 Acacia Avenue where Charlotte lives?
my username is a nickname my friends know me by (and annoyingly, their elderly parents call me this too..)
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Had I spelt it correctly, Fleur is part of my surname in another language, the ending -issima is for the love of all things Latin/Italian and I don’t know what I was thinking when I added ‘2020’ to the username.
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