• Your first offshore jurisdiction.

If you puke in an office bin on your vac scheme then everyone will talk about it for the rest of your career at that shop. 

On cock out days (Tuesdays) in the canteen, be first or be seen as a loser for the ret of of the traineeship. 

• Leave a space between the end of  a sentence and the full stop .

There is nothing to learn, you will know it all. 

Are long boozy lunches still de rigeur?

• Yes .