We've just overtaken Australia in the medals table

Gr8!

"Oh he was a beastly chap. Always expecting our ergo times, boat balance, bow steering and catching to improve. Now we have Albert Snowflake at the helm, I can honestly say I am at peace having an undeserved place at a leading university and membership of a boat club that's opened up lots of career opportunities."

Talking of medal tables, traditionally these are ranked in order of number of Golds, then Silvers then Bronze.  Such a ranking shows China top by a hefty ranking.  But for some reason some of the US networks have taken to ranking by total medals won (of all kinds).  I wonder why?